Ladonia Herald, 27th issue, July 1999
27th issue, July 1999


Hungarian TV visits minister

Ladonian minister Sandor Posvari has just been visited by Hungarian television. Their mission is to report on Ladonia.

 

More pictures of this grand event


Ladonian Summer fashion!

New t-shirts of Arx and Nimis are available now in the Ladonia Shop!


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EDITORIAL

 

THE THREAT AND THE THEATER 

The war for freedom against the Swedes is going on. As it has been told before the former landowner is claiming his right the Ladonian soil. The swedish authorities will, through represents of the court, come to Ladonia on the 27th of August. It can hardly be seen as a threat. Rather the other way. This will be a solemn moment, the grand operetta will take place. It will in all ways look as reality but our strategy is of course to arrange this as a theater performance. Great entertainment to expect. Very few nations, if any, are able to mix war and entertainment into a peaceful concept.

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POLITICS & CABINET

 

LADONIA IN PAZMAND 

Minister Sandor Posvari will claim a part of Hungary as a Ladonian colony. This will take place in September in Pazmand. 

Dr Posvari is presenting interesting pictures at his website: 

www.euroastra.com/dunatv/


COUNTESS MADELEINE MEETING 

Countess Madeleine (minister and ambassador) meeting her colleague ambassador Géza Jeszensky of the Republic of Hungary.


CAMPAIGN FOR SILENCE 

It can be important to be silent. Very few countries have tried this in order to become more active. The matter was handled by the Parliament and this is their report: 

As a part of re-vitalization agenda, Lord Aslak Viking came with a controversial, yet interesting suggestion. 

Here is what he wrote on Agendaboard:

With the aim of re-vitalizing our beloved Ladonia, I would like to suggest a completelly new sort of action - namely Anti-Action-Holidays (AAH). Starting on our Independance Day, June 2 1999, all ladonians must shut up (at least within Ladonia) for, at least, two weeks. No activities, no mail, no discussions, nothing! If we were ordered to shut up for a certain period of time, maybe we all could re-evaluate our relation to Ladonia; do you need it, do you like it, are you actually contributing to it? And, last but not least, do you really miss it?

Maybe, just maybe, could the silence give birth to a re-vitalized, more interesting and more entertaining Ladonia. 

Best rgs,

/Lord Aslak Viking

This action might work for Ladonia, or might make Ladonia even more silent. There is very little time until the 2nd of June, so I set up a fast open voting, lasting until ti 1st of June. The question is: "Should the suggested two-week Anti-Action-Holidays be held in Ladonia for the reasons posted?" The voting is now held on the Parliament's page: http://members.tripod.com/~stanislavs/ladonia/parl.htm. In case of majority I would suggest that Lars Vilks would post a newsletter to all Ladonians, stating these holidays. Also, perhaps we should let the Independance Day be the day of voices, and dive into silence on the day after that - the 3rd of June?

The results show that the majority has voted for the establishing of such Holidays (5 for, 2 against and 2 unsure -  http://vote.Pollit.com/webpoll2/74112, giving 56% majority). According to Lord Aslak the Holidays should start on Ladonia's Independence day, the 2nd of June and last for two weeks with no activity whatsoever. I only wish to add that it is perhaps more reasonable to start such Holidays from the 3rd of June.

 As you have the last word in the matter of national holidays, and as the time to the proposed date is so short, I wish to ask you to consider the matter and, in case of a positive decision, post the information about this new Holiday to all Ladonians. 

Waaaallll, 

Nemo

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MISCALLENOUS NEWS & GOSSIP

 
THE MARRIAGE
 
On the 12th of June the first marriage took place in Ladonia. The bride and the groom, the Ladonian citizens Kerstin and Stefan, made the climbing down all dressed up. The bride had some difficulties with her long rob and elegant shoes and the groom had to protect his smoking from natural dirt. Love was strong enough to overcome these obstacles and the finally stood in the Hall of Justice where state secretary officiated the marriage. The groom had to go through a test of manhood. He climbed Wotan's Tower and shook it with his bare hands until the bell hanging out from the tower started to ring. He could then climbe down, kiss his bride and have the applause of the audience.. 
In the speech to the couple the secretary quoted the famous and important sayings by our minister of idleness, Lord Sig Whig:
 "Stand Tall, Do Less! Do It More ! Or Less More Or Less!"
 It was a sunny day.

THE BOAT AND THE VISA 
 
If someone find it to stiff to do the climbing down and up to Ladonia, the comfortable way is to go by boat. The whole summer the boat goes from the small village of Moelle. The captain, official privateer of Ladonian water, will bring his passengers to the shore, though they have to remain on deck.But it is an amazing sight from the sea. Foreigners can get a temporary visa on board. They are allowed to take pictures and this includes also military installations. We are prowd to show them. If it is a fine day we usually bring out the missile, a very beautiful piece. It is painted as cloud and sky and carried by ballons so it is hard to detect. We hope that we shall not be forced to use it as it works so well as an attraction, almost a modernist sculpture.

PAINTING WITH WOODEN LINES
 
Heiner Nienhaus from Germany has tried to express the visualities in Ladonia construction with pictorial method called "painting with wooden lines". We thank him for his efforts and we are very satisfied with these artworks. 

DEATH PENALTY IN LADONIA? 

To develop some order in Ladonia it has been discussed to introduce the penalty of death. To have this in a civilized way the victim will be commanded to hold its breath until it is dead. Whatever happens the victim will be considered dead.


ROYAL VISIT

Queen Ywonne I Jarl, the Minister of Natural Imprinting, the princesses and the prince has visited State Graphic Vera Porad Falk. Principles of unschooling and natural imprinting were lively discussed and it was concluded the State Dog Little Lord Felix is a very good case of natural imprinting having learned very little from his incident hunting deers described in the last Herald. He is a very interested dog, always exploring the surroundings of his home and always returning home after a short while. He has also recently shown a great courage in swimming - he cannot get enough on hot days. This shows he is not a racist, he can incorporate retriever behaviours when suitable.

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TV-SECTION

   Minister Posvari was visited by Hungarian TV making a program on Ladonia.  
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   Min. Sandor Posvari.  


AT THE END OF THE DAY

 
Today, our venerable Minister publishes two texts: How a full moon led to deep conclusions and how he visits an Estonian strip establishment.
 
The state of health in Ladonia is continuously excellent. Nobody has been reoported ill since our declaration of indsependence 1996. Thanks to our modern health services it seems to matter little that our House of Health was washed into the sea during a stern winter storm in early 1998, still nobody is ill, and in addition, the risk of various iatrogenic (by medical profession inadverently inflicted) conditions have been effectively eliminated with that unforeseen journey towards the deep oceans of our House of Health. As a consequence, the Ministry of Health may use its energy to rather periferal Health related issues. Today - outstripping time: 
Yesterday, if we move back to a day in May, I think we all enjoyded a beautiful moon, it rose like a fragmented orange behind the yet naked but budding trees in the woods of my favourite stone ring - imagine the faint greens of the ground in the dusk, the brownish-purple of the trees, and the satin deep blue sky turning turquoise on the opposite side with a resplendent Venus in the West behind delicate black mesh-work of all the branches - and I thought, will it ever be more beautiful than this, and it was also a moment of sadness, that sooner or later I had to leave my brief encounter with near perfection in Nature. I meditated a short while trying to find my own reality rather than chasing fantasy figures - and then a much stronger other-than-me presence revealed itself above the stone ring - it vibrated, I drove home, through my old home town, it too seemed a gem of beauty (I usually think it is a boring place) and the full moon had reached exactly to the middle of Merchant Road between two low rows of houses. A shop run by immigrants was yet open (late night open shops used to be unthinkable in correct boring Sweden), I stopped the car just to feel some human company, they spoke turkish between themselves, it was so peaceful and perfect as ever could be, everybody seemed happy and at peace, husbands were husbands, wives were wives, grandpa was grandpa, customers were their nature, fruits, vegetables theirs, just as if it really were possible, all under the full moon, people smiled with strange secretive glances, one of those blissful moments of life on a street in an insignificant little town... 
That was easy. But now, dear readers, with quietened minds, consider the future. 
Time is a river flowing through eternity, and eternity is a world suspended in freedom... Understand, most of us are fake copies of ourselves, the course of urban life has shaped us into personalities, we all have matured and become persons, but persons are conditioned by ready-mades, whatever they react repeats what is already acknowledged and a ready-made action, and among those persons you find usually the most decorated of scientists and writers, and you know, musicians who write: Iiiiizzzk...knix... crack,crack........ ..........RRRRRR.. .....ZIIIIIP...zap,zap! chochochochochhh hhh ............BANG!! ..Zzzztztztz... etc. All these persons belong to Consensus Reality and walk bellies forward in the middle of the sidewalk. 
In the backyard trashcans you find real talent, that which nobody needs and very often even those who have it throw away: We must find out what is hidden under this personality armour, the part of us which makes no plans, because it knows plans are destined to fail and bring disaster in their trail as they belong to the lowest of worlds where everything just runs down and down, to time, while in eternity dwell our individualities which make no plans but are extremely sensitive to intuition and inspiration, and these individualities, when educated, if educated, let out into the open, if discovered, may reach beyond eternity, where unconditioned freedom resides, the I-will. It must be unconditioned, otherwise it would not be freedom, but as a consequence, unconditioned, there is nothing to render it visible, it can only be experienced as itself - so either you are a person, or somebody seeking I-will, or an individual in full posession of I-will, a sage. 
And sages may make things happen through outstripping time. 
The walls of the Ministry of Health are decorated with many portraits of sages who lived in pre-Ladonian times, two of them represent G.I. Gurdjieff an alleged Russian spy and J.G. Bennett, a British intelligence officer, linguist and matematician, who had been assigned to check on Gurdjieff in Istambul in 1920. You can easily find more about them as well as about their outstripping time on the internet. 
A Joyeous Beginning of the Summer to All Peoples in the World!
 
Text II
When the summer had not yet come, your Minister of Health went to Estonia on business and landed in golden Saturday afternoon sun, the cab driver wasted no time suggesting a special kind of health promoting sauna manned by beautiful women for 1000 EEK an hour, and stated a Finnish gentleman of 75 had booked 2 hours and been very pleased. I kindly declined the offer and vent to the Vesper in the Orthodox Cathedral and its unparallelled singing. For every sentence sung from the gospels the congregated Russians crossed themselves and made a bow... graceously... time and again... soon I followed suit like a tiny part of a large calm river - people looked poor and insignificant, a never-ending service just flowed through them, it was all outside Western Time. I remember every detail, the people, the gold, the icons, the large patch of evening sun high up on a gallery wall housing the choir... I would say, I was happy in that moment.
 I left for the Drama Theatre - Eward Albee's Three Tall Women (in Estonian transalation) and sitting in front row I thoroughly enjoyed it, good acting, good language from deep down the belly, and finally the play stated happiness to be looking back on the moments of a long life, when it all had been... Interesting, I thought, is this Western Protestant Philosophy - not the now, but the successful completion of a plan? 
After the play I strolled about old town and its warm (yellowish) city lights, medieval houses, medieval towers, deep velvet blue sky of spring announcing the white nights of summer to come, which all made me feel happiness again, out of time, but I was hungry and stopped at a reataurant in a three story medieval house serving medieval food with waitresses in medieval costumes and illuminated by candles. Among the western tourists inside there were also different people, the female beauty of whom was produced by a rounder face, and something very special with the eyes, different eyes, I cannot explain, maybe just boldly slanting, but not at all Oriental... Well, I payed and strolled on, to an Italian Wine Store and had more wine, strolled further, and then flirted with me a flashing sign in the night: STRIPTI, stripti, STRIPTI, stripti, STRIPTI, stripti... and I thought, "Well, what the heck" and entered. 
I found a spaceous wine colored place two fleets of stairs up with some 20 men of all ages in nice clothes seated along the walls, a stage with steel poles center floor tightly brimmed with little golden-glow lamps, a bar in one corner where I asked for a big Saku Originaal (Estonian lager), and two rather tastefully furbished Privete Solo Dance Rooms (not for sex). The girls were all Russian, no Estonian girl in sight, and boy could they dance! One I especially liked who climbed high up under the ceiling, like a bird... she was an artist. And they always dropped a curtsey before approaching someone for a tip, or to beacon someone to the private rooms. There was such unexpected heart warming simplicity about everything that I was moved and floated back into the eternal river again I had encountered in the cathedral during the Vesper before sunset, beyond our Western Time Scale, and once again that day I felt happiness - there was nothing callous about these women, they were simply out of time, dancing an ages old art - and how could you enjoy their eternal art with attachment to time and egoistic plans? 
Next day I saw sculptures in an Estonian Protestant Church Museum. Something was wrong with them. They were intimidating passive stern faced Madonnas like harnessed to fulfil a plan, and entirely lifeless. The standard of living is higher in Estonia than in Russia. The Russians have a much richer country than the Estonians but are very poor. Nobody understands why. You can have courage and build a useful machiene and keep it working, and you can have courage and show humankind that eternity is always just around the corner, if only we could see... And you can be totally free in both roles. This a Russian girl taught me, who could climb high up under the ceiling, and hardly knew a word of Estonian nor English. 
Next morning I took a taxi back to the airport, entered the back door and walked up to my welcoming party at the front door, very cleverly asking them to wait while I changed some money, and then went on with less esoteric health business in disguise of the personality everybody had expecxted, and that dear Ladonians and Peoples All over the World, is external considering - and prevents in people around internal consideringt, harmful to their souls, i.e. demanding others to behave according to egoistic needs. I wanted to sell know-how about process work psychology, and time simply wasn't mature for introducing the dynamism of secondary processes - usually disposed of under carpets, if at all conscious - and their far reaching impact on health in general - since, dear Ladonians and All Peoples of the World, whatever in your individuality you disawow, starts haunting you in dreams and body symptoms, and if you still ignore their voice, they may eventually kill you. This is the ultimate clue to a healthy life - know thyself - and as we saw in the June issue of this column, that implies freedom from time - or more exactly, from considering time! 
Thus in the Hall of Fame of our Ministry of Health you also will find a portrait of Arnold Mindell, the MIT physicist who became a Jungian and created a formidable synthesis of cross cultural human experience, and still is active in his PWP centre in Portland Oregon where powerful Columbia river merges with another very powerful river the name of which I have forgotten. 
To all Ladonians and Peoples All Over the World, A Leisurely Season! 
Emanuel von Bock, Minister of Health

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