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| ELECTION: THE CANDIDATES | |||||||||
| The election of the president of Ladonia is going on until September. The temporary results can be found on our website. And dont forget to vote! If you have forgotten your personal number, write your name in the identification column it can easily be checked in the register of citizens. | |||||||||
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| THE JAZZ CONCERT | |||||||||
| The yearly event the Jazz Concert in Ladonia took place on the 12th of August. This was the 4th concert and was arranged as usual by the minister of jazz, Margareta Granvik. An audience of about 200 persons had found their way to this fabulous experience. The jazz minister sang in Ladonia All Stars together with Marianne Racine, Kajsa Åström, Lilian Lexfors and Jan Zedenius. We could hear the traditional favorites like Blackbird and Take the A-Train. The new minister of blues Dan Jensen had a very convincing performance on his blues guitar, creating intensity with pieces as Red Rooster Blues. From Teater Inkompetent Nicolas Rodrigues and Christian Nielsen came with guitars and song. Tiit Mathiesen, minister of brain, and Staffan Holmin, played saxophones together with Ulf Samuelsson on ukulele. An undisputable hit was Local Hero that went straight into the hearts of the public. And we shall not forget to mention the real music makers with drums and background sounds and rythms given professionally by Bo Eriksson, guitar, Mattis Olsson and Roine Sangenberg afrodrums. The state secretary Lars Vilks said a few words about the shortness of life and played Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart on seashell, though hardly convincing.
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| THE ANTARCTIC LADONIA | |||||||||
| Antarctic Claim and Establishment Founding Document I declare a Formal Claim too between 90 degrees west and 150 degrees west of said Antarctica Continent as an over sea's colony of Ladonia in the Name of Marquis James von Hartman, MLP effective this date. This claim is to supersede any past current or future claim by any other nation. With right of ingress and egress at all times for any purpose, including all mineral rights. Too warrant and forever defend against every person whomsoever lawfully claiming or to claim the same or any part thereof. Weather occupied in cyberspace or physical territory claimed. Marquis James von Hartman Founder of Hartmanburg Founder of Ladonia Antartica Colony Minister of Future Science Disputesinternational: Antarctic Treaty defers claims (see Antarctic Treaty Summary above); sections (some overlapping) claimed by Argentina, Australia, Chile, France (Adelie Land), New Zealand (Ross Dependency), Norway (Queen Maud Land), and UK; the US and most other nations do not recognize the territorial claims of other nations and have made no claims themselves (the US reserves the right to do so); no formal claims have been made in the sector between 90 degrees west and 150 degrees west.
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| PLANTING OF THE FLAG | |||||||||
| The following paragraph is the description of the Embassy's major activity on July 16, 2000, when we laid siege and conquered Picnic Point. The photo's title: On the Way to Victory (Madame Ambassador and Gursharn Khatra of Punjab, Chief of Embassy Security. After overcoming two enormous obstacles, on a heavily overcast day, the Conquest of Picnic Point has been carried out at 3:33 p.m., on Friday, June 16, 2000. Due to heavy rains during the past month conquering the Rock was not possible therefore the Embassy Contingent decided to lay claim to the territory lying beyond the flooded area (ca. one half of the peninsula). No resistance was encountered. Only enemy presence noticed was a single duck floating in the muck. The Conquest was carried out by Countess Madeleine, Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Ambassador, Gursharn Khatra of Punjab, Chief of Embassy Security, Greta H. Glover, Chief of Reconnaissance and Battle Planning. Inclosed is one of four .jpg-s. The Conquest was followed by a victory feast on the Terrace of UW-Madison. After the Feast the warriors rode back to the Embassy on their trusty two-wheeled steeds, Ferocious Fuchsia, Blue Thunder and Fire-Spewing-Fighting Sir Raleigh. Humbly, The Conquering Countess Madeleine, Ambassador and Eternal Minister of Tennis and Figure Skating and staff
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| STATE LIBRARIAN RENEWING THE LIBRARY |
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| Hereby is announced that the state librarian of Ladonia on the 22nd of June brought some acquisitions within the field of telephone catalogues and a few CD-ROM which were hang in thin threads in the library at the bottom of the Tower of the Winds. As the state secretary was not present the librarian brought the catalogues in place himself. Prepared as always the librarian had brought with him a hammer as well as some nails. The acquisitions were hammered into their proper place in the library. While working around 30 Danish boys came to look at what I was doing. They asked in their special language: Is it him?, Is it him? After a while the questions changed to I think it is him. This hypothesis then became a conclusion: It is him! It is him! A female danish scool teacher took a photo of the librarian at this point. A young boy wasnt convinced of the conclusion and asked a direct questin to the librarian: Have you made all this? The librarian understood that his short and happy moment of being HIM was almost over. No he answered, I am just a librarian. The rumour spread quickly: It isnt HIM. It is only HIS friend. I must confess that it was rather enchanting but also strange to for a few minutes be the state secretary. Thus reporting from the library and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll Steingrímur Jónsson State Librarian
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| NEW PANORAMA PICTURES | |||||||||
| If you havent seen them you should take a look. Amazing new panoramal pictures from Ladonia can be seen at our website. It is the work of Hans Kjellman, Lord of Invisible Light | |||||||||
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| BABIES NAMED LADONIA | |||||||||
| Minister and marquis James Hartman tells us: I just discovered that male babies are being named Ladonia. They are said to be diplomats. This is amazing news to be found here: http://www.kabalarians.com/male/ladonia.htm |
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| NEW POLITICAL PARTY | |||||||||
| II, Simon Westberg, have decided to start a political party. The name of the party is Conservative Party of Ladonia, and I want to register it. I also want the party-program and website address (http://www.geocities.com/conservativepartyofladonia/index.html) sent to all citizens. |
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| THE GAZETTE AND BALTAZAR CUP | |||||||||
| The work of the ladonian poet, architect etc, AveC: http://surf.to/avec |
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| CITIZEN JANE LARSSON | |||||||||
| Jane Larsson with her latin phrase Amor Vincit Omnia, has opened a website. http://www.geocities.com/jane_leo_70/ sidan där det står om vår stat är: http://www.geocities.com/jane_leo_70/Ladonia.html |
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| AT THE END OF THE DAY A word from our Minister of Health |
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Once I had a flash-thought. There is no definite barrier between our physical body and the universe, you cannot say that at a certain line drawn somewhere one ceases and the other begins. There is no way telling an "outer world" as represented in our brains apart from an "outer world" in itself - any interactions with "the outside" must rest on imagination. This is not at all so bad, it brings freedom, and freedom is neccessary for creativity, for life. But, as a dire consequence, those aspects of us that are well defined need not be more than imagined! Our most cherished "charming" or "all-too-human-and-thus-pardonable" personalities may be altogether unreal. Dear folks, inasmuch you might be identified with the aforementioned, your well bred and educated nice socially compatible streamlined personality, your name, profession, rank, your degree - like of general honesty - you don't exist - not at all one tiny little bit !!! I am schocked !! I may have be writing this column all these years for ghosts, for shadows fluttering about involved in very important businesses which however also probably don't exist. The Deparment of Health has - prompted by this severe state of shock in me - effectuated an investigation whether there exists life on earth at all - or it is only virtual - that is to say, confusingly like life, but not the real thing. Preliminary reports are appalling and seem to disclose that most of the Ministry's own staff doesn't exist either. Thus realizing that I, the undersigned, might be the only living person on this planet, and understanding that anybodies time here is limited, how should I best make use of myself in the interest of my fellow men, who might or might not exist at all? Something in me, deep inside, whisperes: "A Treatise on Consciousness". Considering the general force of attraction of learned treatises, however, I make it short:
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