Ladonia Herald issue 29, September 1999

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COW FLYING

If you at this moment feel like making a cow flying you can try this here: http://www.mediafarm.no/forsoksgard/kukaster.asp

JAPANESE EDITION

The book about Nimis and Arx has been translated and updated in Japanese. This is the first book where Ladonia is presented. We recommende all japanese readers to buy a copy from Primitive Plan Press in Tokyo.

THE PYRAMID MAN

Slowly but without hesitation he is moving one of the pyramids from Egypt to Ladonia. As you might have read in the last Herald, he has brought the first piece to Ladonia. Here you can see him with his telescope.

He is especially interested in observing nebulosas.

NEW STAMPS

Two new stamps available. Our no. 17 and 18. They are in editions of 100, showing Arx and Wotan's tower. 1 Oertug. They can be oredered in Ladonia shop.

HARTMANBORG

Our minister of future science James Hartman has founded Hartmanburg. It can

be visited and this is specially recommended for our nobels. The Hartmanburg is a rocky part close to the entrance to Nimis. It is filled with heavy rocks and stones and there is a very huge rock that is the rock of the nobility. >From Hartmanburg which is about 100 m x 30 m you can overlook parts of Nimis and the sea.

SOCCER

Ladonia Cup was played for the fourth year. Brain minister Tiit Mathiesen, who had won the all earlier cups, lost this time. New master is Lars Vilks, state secretary. He won 1-6, 6-5, 1-0.

AT THE END OF THE DAY
A word from our Minister of Health

Today I was going to write something really deep, but then I had dinner, and wine, and decided I am not that divine yet as to be able to get away with the very deapths of existence enigmas. The wine is my ersatz for God, the dinner for Energy. Now, energy probably doesn't exist at all, I believe E=mcxc is the biggest of all the modern illusions (among others such as "everybody has free will", everybody has "one and only one I", everybody can do, &c. - &c. - &c. - &c. - &c. - &c. yes, I am a bit drunk, but I love you all!!) So where was I? Yes, energy. Energy. What is it? - - Do you know?? I don't. It's "something... potential", a kind of currency of physics, also a concept of "everything" among the New Age devotees. And you cannot eat money. Well, you can (example of intellectual wiseacring - leading to "intellectual hell").

Ladonians are generally too smart to be subject of falling down into intellectual hell after death - otherwise... we wouldn't have had such an excellent condition of health in Ladonia, we would have had innumerable hospitals filled to their brims with suffering people, they would have been everywhere, in the regular wards, in the day lounges, the corridors, the washing rooms, maybe even their feet would have pointed out of the windows, so crowded would have been our hospitals - exactly like in the so called "civilized world", as Sweden and other countries beyond our borders... but that is not the case!! Every time I check our House of Health, or rather the site of it, since during a fierce winter storm 1997, Providence washed it all out into the sea... every time, the site is empty, nobody needs medical counsellung. So Brother and Sister! Let's drink to that!! Nazz...drovvjje!!! (or whatever they say in St. Petersbourg - in Srbska, and Hrvatska and Bosnia, and until recently, in Kosovo, it's "Zivali"). A very good Swedish film maker is Ingmar Bergman.

Today... I went to Swedish Radiology Days in Malmö, generally known as "boasting city". Well, once in my youth I wrote an article, scientific according to my inspiration & endeavours, offering a great new insight, maybe even a systems change, my Life Inspiration it was, but I was ridiculed by the referees. So now I was very curious what could laudable science look like. Well, it was produced by apparently sexually mature men and women looking like preteen boys and girls, and about what was already obvious within the old paradigm. This is how Sweden fosters her scientists. And, now I am drunk - - pleashe shforgivfe mee... Probably!! the same in the rest of the... Wforld. Certainly a challenge... for the gifted. Not that I... am very gifted, but !! everyone could be! If only they were free - prove me wrong and I'll eat my hat.

I couldn't stand it - oh yes, one thing amused me, there exists a Swedish bon-ton radiologist who is very mad at me, and avoids looking in my direction until I utter the heavy word: "Hello" - whereby a whole universe is revealed in that brotrher's face in that split second - sure, enemies are a gift of God, they show you who you are, and they are the only ones, at the end of the day, who really helped you overcome your own faults standing in the way of your own salvation... Thus, hereby, You Whom I Mean, I thank thee, and bow down to thee, and with all my heart, quite earnestly.

Well, at the lunch break I fled downtown and run into a Brass Quintet from St. Peretsbourg. They were great, five men, five different bugles of all sizes, everybody had various most typical Russian - Central Asian - Estonian physical builds - and since I am an Estonian I loved them all the more for that - but they played (graduates from Rimsky Korsakov Conservatory in St. Petersbourg and founded 1997 as "Kronverk") - they played remerkably well, and tunes everybody could relate to, and enjoy, and then there it was, the greatest truth so far I have come accross in my mind - communication without words reveals the essence of the world, and man is a two ways gate between numbers and not-numbers, and in the world of not-numbers miracles happen, but only when you have a natural attitude of innocent trust - - - so that's why we pray to the higher forces with the words "Our Father", that' s the significance ot that. Dixit Minister of Health - - Nzzzdrvvv...je !! - - - All Ye Ladonians and All Other Peoples of the World! E. von Bock.

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