44th issue, May 2001

DECISION BY THE SUPREME COURT
On the 14th of May The Supreme Court decided that the appeal made by The Landowner, chairman count Ehrensvärd, was dismissed. Hence the case is closed. This means that Ladonia has finally passed the state of courtcases. A new era of freedom lies ahead.

LADONIA 5 YEARS
On the National Day, the 2nd of June, the independant Ladonia is 5 years old. The traditional parade of elephants will take place in the afternoon. The sate secretary will give a speech where he will say that the day of real freedom is very close but unreliable; Ladonia might also be near the end and being wiped out by the aggressive Swedes. His conclusion will anyway be optimistic: in front of us is the tourist season, nothing is more real than tourism.
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THE STONES OF LADONIA
No doubt there are many stones on the shore of Ladonia. Now, when the tourist season has started many of them will be occupied when people sit down and enjoy their picknicks. Some stones are better to sit on than others and this fact as well as aesthetics points of view underlines the lack of a ministry of stones. If such a ministry could be founded it should be possible to number all the bigger stones (let us say stones that cannot easily be moved) and write their biography. It should also be possible to book a stone in advance. Every stone being sat on is developing its history. The biography of Ladonia stones should include 1. Connection with society 2. Geology 3. The stones being as stones

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THE HAT IS YOURS
Is there a message in this important statement? It is worth to think about it while enjoying the music, the dance and singing the text:

http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf

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LADONIA SPACE CRAFT CENTER
Minister Hartman has organized the Ladonian Space Administration. And he says:

Since some electrogravetic space craft / MHD Plasma craft ( some believe Flying Saucers devices) need only a small stone landing pad. Future Science will be a division of LSA and others could join the LSA with divisions or run tests in Ladonia. It will make us one of the worlds most advanced states should the tests succeed!!!

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A GAME TO PLAY
An important game can be played when following the instructions from minister Hartman:

Ladonian Hula or Marquis Bowling,

Here is a game you can play in team formation or alone if you feel the need. Ladonian Hula. Most of us know of the Hula Hoop as a waist device. But I discovered many games you can be play with them. It makes for good soccer skills. With two Hula's you can play Matador Games with hoops though hoops with Matador like moves.

All you need is a large hula. Most are cheap in price. Be careful you have a light weight bounce. Otherwise they can be as duds.

Now with a good Hula, create a counter clockwise spin by hand doing a reverse bowling ball action with arm and release down and slight ahead this causes useable motion, other way work too.

In Ladonian Hula you can kick it and bounce it off roofs or objects and like a boomerang in many cases if done proper it will return to the KICKER. A serve is simple you place the hula at a 90 degree angle and kick it with your right or left foot. Reverse kicks and dances are possible too. Younger children and even less fit folks can make them do amazing tricks. In teams of 4 members each side, the object is too grab the hula before it returns to the Serve KICKER. A line is drawn and penalty if either side crosses that team member is removed from your team. Until there is one left standing. It can take hours!!!

If you like to play alone it is wonderful entertainment.

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ON THE MYSTERY OF SEX AND CHILDREN
Our minister Thomas Diestel has delivered a contribution to a wellknown problem: Can we explain the connection between sex and children. The agent in this drama is the stork. The story told also involves references to Leda and the swan. It might clear things up a bit.

SNORING
Take a look at this advertising. It is a discussion on snoring that can be eliminated. On the contrary from a Ladonian point of view, we have no problem: It is not known that anyone has had snoring problems in Ladonia. We are actually very interested in the developement of a Snoring Activator, that could bring the noise of snoring into the daylight. More snoring during daylight would make things easier, because it is a friendly and peaceful noise. A snoring person is never dangerous.

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People who snore have a higher risk of developing heart attacks, high blood pressure, or strokes!! Snoring also causes sleep disturbances that lead to increased anxiety, hyperirritability, and decreased memory!

Individuals who snore have a 90% chance of daytime fatigue. Nine out of every ten victims are male!

How the Snore Eliminator will help you!

What Causes Snoring?

Over-relaxed throat and tongue muscles due to poor throat muscle
Excessive fat on the throat
Accumulation of secretion in the back of the throat and
Throat swelling from allergies and food

Heavy snoring is often associated with apnea, or the stopping of breathing, during sleep. As an individuals sleeps his or her sleeping pattern is disrupted and fragmented due to snoring, thus they are never well rested. This can be a very hazardous problem if someone is not getting proper REM sleep. Snoring is the audible symptom of a blocked airway during sleep.

The noise is caused by a vibration in the soft palate as the lungs pull hard to take in a weakened current of incoming air. This blockage may result from any number of circumstances, and these offer clues to get rid of the problem.

Snoring is also more than likely to occur among people who sleep on their backs ; the tongue falls back toward the throat and partly closes the airway.



Snoring decreases sexual performance by half, due to lack of oxygen to the brain which decreases sexual responsiveness.

Most people who snore have a shortage of oxygen for a significant portion of that person's life. In recent studies, daytime fatigue and cardiovascular disorder are related to snoring. In a few cases, heavy snoring is a sign of potentially life -threatening problem. Sleep apnea in which breathing stops for a second or even minutes at a time and finally resumes with snorting and tossing around. This pattern may be repeated hundreds of times all night long. The result is chronic oxygen shortage, which leads to abnormal heart rhythms, high blood pressure, and heart strain.

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Snore Eliminator offers a unique break through with its all natural enzymes which metabolize the secretions, allowing the body to absorb them into the back of the throat. The herbs reduce tissue swelling. The result is to open the airway and smooth the airflow. This in turn eliminates the snoring for hours at a time. It also reduces the noise made by breathing through the mouth while sleeping . By simply spraying the back of the throat, tongue and uvula with our special formula, manufactured using our patented break through process, the soft tissue is coated. This allows the throat a chance to relax thus a reduced amount of snoring. In most cases snoring is eliminated. Snore Eliminator coats the throat area with a unique patented process of all natural lubricants.

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It is estimated that 90 million Americans, over the age of 18,suffer from habitual snoring.

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Open your mouth
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Spray one or two application onto the back of the throat.
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AT THE END OF THE DAY
A word from our Minister of Health
Our Lady & Lady Fortuna or the Times of the Mother

Modern Physics and the Mother Archetype both share one pivotingly important property - ambiguity. And physics is about matter, the Mother. At the core of the matter God plays dice to Einstein's horror and the experimenter is forever part of his experiment and the outcome of it. But this latter fact actually already points at the way out of chaos - Desire! Desire against all odds. When you play a sonata, suddenly comes the second theme and all is completely changed. If you compose the sonata, or use it for a purpose - you do it, you bring the move along. The escapeway is metaphysical.

It is really a psychokinetic force (Dean Radin, Princeton). It's Yang, Shiva , asserting, affirming - very effectively, without any big gestures, almost without any external gesture at all - maybe just with some glow in the eyes.

Our Mother Archetype Revival emerged in the Middle Ages. Her aspect of harmony manifested in the renaissance, followed by an attempt at synthesis with reason, and now, all hell is let loose with her full power of ambiguity, which will cook to something very beautiful, we may hope, in the 23rd century -

- when a New Era should begin, if I am right in an (from somewhere outside myself granted) vision about time and the great pinnacles of Art History (not science of art, I have to cross myself nine times!). It's a simple idea. If Jung's number 4 is so important for the soul, and if the golden section is so important for proportions in nature - what if the collective unconscious evolved according to these numbers and ratios?

One era would begin at the earliest recorded "historic times", next at the incredible manifestation of harmony in Perikle's Hellenistic Greece, and the current one when the enigmatic gothic cathedrals were built by masons and masters the names of which have been witheld history (for some unknown reason). Each era would be divided into 4 subsections. Wild speculation, but you get the renaissance, the birth of the west, the pinnacle of Rome, etc. And extrapolating backwards, you even get a pretty good fit with the appearance of homo sapiens sapiens (as an era, not subsection).

Our present Mother Archetype Era thus may have begun whith erection of the breathtaking gothic cathedrals, all with few exceptions consecrated Our Lady, and triumph crucifixions didn't belong in them originally at all. Poems of free minded intellectuals in the Middle Ages, collected to the Carmina Burana, and orgiastically orchestrated by Carl Orff in the thirties last century, brings her within reach - as does PWP. Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi is calling fourth in her sons and daughters a wild vision and raw desire. She offers a gift, and we must find the power to use it. That's what esoteric knowledge is all about.

Desire may balance ambiguity, and create, and does balance it, if something more is present - a soul, an essence. Woman or man, sister and brother, both have the same potential deep inside.

Fellow Ladonians & Peoples of All the World, Happy Spring & Eastertime,
Emanuel von Bock, Minister of Health
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