66th issue, December 2003



THE WAR

The next step in our wars against Sweden, USA and San Marino will be concentrated towards the latter: San Marino. The operation will be two huge war historical quotations: Hannibal and Philip II.

Ladonia Elephant Army crossing the Alps, photo by James Hartman
Ladonia Elephant Army crossing the Alps, photo by James Hartman
 

DEATH IN LADONIA

The new design of graveyards has recently been made by Susanne Mortensen from Denmark. People are very enthusiastic about the new design and some are just dying do die.

Ladonia graveyard
Ladonia graveyard

THE LADONIA CLACKER
Minister of future science, James Hartman has produced a Ladonia Clacker. It can be used when you listen to the Ladonia Hymn produced by Herman and composed by the minister of dubious anthems Walter Ehresman. (Go listen and look when the Harakka singers are Performing this tune at; www.ladonia.com)

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PRESIDENT ELECTION CANDIDATES

Only those with marked with extra bold type are possible candidates as, according to the constitution of Ladonia, it is necessary to be Ladonia citizen. Candidates are still welcome. Just write to the state secretary lars.vilks@swipnet.se

  1. Kicki Hankell (vice president)
  2. Phil the Rock (Rock) (Lisa Minister of Mythological Beasts)
  3. Mahatma Gandhi (Dead)
  4. Sandra Bonard (From Spain, 24 years comp techn)
  5. Oscar Espinosa (Argentina)
  6. Nelson Pervaz (Pakistan)
  7. Lord Medicus Heribert (Germany, quoting Glenn Capps "Everyone is for progress, yet nobody is for change", and Kant: "The best way to predict the future is to invent it")
  8. George W Bush. He could be our guy, helping us with the war against the US. And a mayor attraction. (State Secr)
  9. Ivan Boryagin (Russia)
  10. Roddie Williams
  11. Batistini Sport (Shirt, not wrinkling) (Lord Jörgen) and Red Rubber Thongs (Shoes) (Chris Mansell)
  12. Green Meteorite Stone (James Hartman)
  13. George Soros – International philanthropist George Soros was born in Budapest, Hungary in 1930. He emigrated to England in 1947 and graduated from the London School of Economics in 1952. In 1956, he moved to the United States.
  14. Void – with a dog or two (Per Cod)
  15. Douglas Addams (Minister of Art & Jump)
  16. George Bush senior (Minister of Art & Jump)
  17. Daniel Jiménez (Spain): Dear citizens, cabinete and queen of Ladonia: I present you my candidacy for president of this fantastic state. I want you to be able to see Ladonia better, I want Ladonia to be recognized in Europe primarily but also in the world .
    One of my electoral promises will be to create the international cabinet of the Ladonia´s citizens where they will be represented by an ambassador of the state where they live. These ambassadors will be elected by the Ladonian in all the countries where there are some Ladonian. Therefore all the Ladonia´s citizens are going to have the right to vote.
  18. Viagra (Minister of Art & Jump)


Tongs – a candidate for president, presented by Chris Mansell, minister of procrastination)
Tongs – a candidate for president, presented by Chris Mansell, minister of procrastination)


Phil the Rock – a candidate for president, presented by Lisa, minister of mythological beasts
Phil the Rock – a candidate for president, presented by Lisa, minister of mythological beasts

AT THE END OF THE DAY

A word from our Minister of Health

The Minsiter of Health wishes you all a very healthy and prosperous christmas. Always go with the light.

Emanuel von Bock, Minister of Health.




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