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October 15, 2006

A climbing stone gathers no moss

Filed under: Uncategorized — Lars Vilks @ 1:10 pm

If you are visiting Ladonia, and many people do these days with extremely nice autumn weather (or should we say the last of the summer), a lesser known attraction is to be found in Hartmanburg (sometimes this is called Prince James’ Land after the ruler Prince James Hartman of Hartmanburg). It is the climbing stone. Hitherto this phenomenon has not been known. But see for yourself! The climbing is utterly slow and I doubt that anyone will be able to detect a movement during a man’s lifetime. Hartmanburg can be found on your left side when you are getting close to Nimis.

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The climbing stone in Hartmanburg

June 16, 2006

Cruising time

Filed under: Uncategorized — Lars Vilks @ 2:30 pm

Minister Jamers Hartman tells us about the Ladonia Cruising:

The Cruse Ship “Professor Vilks” the worlds largest
ship is sighted off shore of Ladonia. Often cloaked
and seldom seen this ship uses as much fuel in one
hour as Denmark uses nation wide in a single day. But
with the huge denominational value of the Ladonian
Ortugs. This is not a problem for this mammoth ship.
The Norwegians are building off shore ports of call
just to sell fuel to this great ship!

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