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May 28, 2007

Election for president

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 2:09 pm

Ladonia citizens. This week is the last chance to vote. On the 2nd of June the voting will close. Do your duty as a Ladonian citizen and cast your vote!

You can find all about our candidates under the category Election 2007.

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Vote for President, Vote for Ladonia!

May 25, 2007

Election, the last week

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 8:21 am

In these days, the last of our president election period two of our candidates, Sir Phil and Norbert Jonson, are speaking:

“Let us hope that those who are engaged in conflict, violence and war
that has hurt people and the planet, will calm down and learn to
talk, share and get along. We can hope. And we can do.

As Ladonians we demonstrate that the State can involve, evolve, and
resolve through citizen paticipation. And, having done so, and doing
so, we must pause and consider….

Shall we expand and further enhance our dreams and visions throughout
the world? I say “yes.”

When you vote, if you haven’t yet, consider where you would like us
all to go, consider how you would like to change the world.

Respectfully,

Waaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll

Sir Phil”

“I would like to set up a colony on Mars since they found that water does flow freely in some craters. With our focus on Mars, we may be able to distract others from the desire to war and instead desire to find new resources to exploit without having to displace humans.

Norbert MPUTS

A vote for Norbert is a Vote for Norbert so Vote for Norbert… or even Phil just for the thrill…of it!”

May 18, 2007

Remember: Election

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 6:56 pm

Ladonia citizens!

The election for a new president in Ladonia will end on the 1st of June. Do your duty and vote. I will also repeat that every citizens should give two votes, one for the president and one for the vice president. If you vote twice on the same candidate, only one vote will count.

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Poster: James Hartman

May 10, 2007

Election!

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 9:53 am

Ladonia citizens! Do your duty and vote. Remember that you can give two votes - but not on the same candidate.

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Vote!
Photo: James Hartman

May 8, 2007

Vote!

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 10:14 am

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Poster: James Hartman

May 7, 2007

Election: Phil and Dani

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 1:36 pm

The election for president will continue until the 1st of June. Don’t forget to vote twice when you vote!

Today Sir Phil and Daniel Jimenez are campaigning:

Fellow Ladonians,

The agenda of Dani Jimenez for President and Sir Phil for Vice
President is as follows:

We shall preserve and protect Ladonia and all of its art forms.

We shall protect the Ladonian environment based on The Green Law.

We shall seek diplomatic recognition among the Global Community.

We shall promote universal healthcare in all resident nations.

We shall promote retirement in all resident nations.

We shall promote and advocate civil rights and civil liberties.

We shall work to protect the environment, worldwide.

We shall protect and promote the rights of workers.

We shall endorse Ladonian defense and national security.

We shall work to issue passports that are up to world standards.

We shall have a lively dialogue with all nations.

We shall promote privacy.

Vote for Dani and Sir Phil!

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Sir Phil with his magic ring

May 6, 2007

Election: Phil the Rock

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 12:02 pm

Phil the Rock is a rock running for president. He was also a candidate in the last election. Phil has not announced any particular program. He seems to be satisfied to follow the election from Hartmanburg, close to the entrance of Nimis.

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Position of Phil the Rock

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Phil the Rock

May 4, 2007

Election: Our candidates

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 12:35 pm

Remember that when you vote, give two votes! One for president and one for vice president.

Today we present another of the candidates:

Antipresidential candidate Mussu.

Mussu has for a long time been working on questions concerning injustice in society. He is regularely taking parts in demonstrations always against the authorities. The last months he has been active in South Korea.

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Mussu, candidate

May 3, 2007

Election: Sir Phil and Daniel

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 10:12 am

Next out is a pair as explained by Sir Phil

I, Sir Phil Halfhill, having given in-depth thought to the future of Ladonia and desiring the most positive eventual changes for us all have decided to no longer run for President and to unite myself with Vice President Jimenez’ campaign as his running mate. I hereby suspend the Party Party and encourage all members of said former Party to join in promoting this new Ticket: Jimenez for President and Sir Phil for Vice President.

Mr. Jiminez has the best interests of Ladonia at heart. He desires that we become influential on the Global scene not only for our betterment but for the betterment of the International Community. His vision is so very much the same as mine that we have decided to put together one ticket for the future.

Jimenez has worked tirelessly to keep us safe from attacks through his work with the CIL. He has also worked for Ladonian influence to improve social conditions worldwide through diplomacy.

I am honored to be his running mate.

Please vote for Jimenez for President and Sir Phil for VP. The future is ours.

Sir Phil is living in the USA, Daniel Jimenez lives in Madrid.

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Dani Jimenez, here together with minister Ximena in a meeting in Madrid

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Sir Phil

May 2, 2007

Election: Daniel Kong president candidate

Filed under: Election 2007 — Lars Vilks @ 9:21 pm

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I present you my candidacy for President of Ladonia,
I promise I’m gonna do absolutely nothing productive and If you vote me the first thing I’m gonna do is to create the official holiday “multiorgasmic week” for the enjoyment of all ladonian citizens.
It will be unlawful to not have at least one orgasm in the mentioned week.

If you give me your votes, I will declare an official day of “Do whatever you wanna do” some kind of antimartial law, all laws and obligations(but not your rights) would get suspended for an hour (researchers have demostrated that a longer period of time would be too much fun and we could never get back from the ecstatic plane).

And of course we will commemorate the “Pillow War”, only clean and new pillows will be accepted to this honourable commemoration day.

The economy of the new Ladonia would be based on Natural Economy (In tone with the color of the flag) the rebirth of the bartering system with the slight introduction of the random pricing, prices would be randomly selected after a series of Rock-Paper-Scissors games.
And as a definitive solution to poverty I already introduced to you the “Do whatever you wanna do” day, which includes the “steal as much as you can” minute, it would be an natural regulation of the economy by the active participation of the minority. As you can see it is a multifunctional day and useful day…

So, that’s is folks, vote me and I’ll give you heaven.
Daniel Pablo Kong
Minister of Unbearable and Subterfuges, Fraudulent Activities and Multiorgasmic Affairs.

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