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The Ladonia cabinet has appointed Admiral Schwarz as Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon. The minister is mainly operating from his Ladonia Royal Navy Ship.

Minister Admiral Schwarz claiming Ladonia territory

Pierre Paquette has been appointed Minister of Astronomy. He is situated in Quebec, Canada. You can meet him and his work HERE.

Minister Pierre Paquette

Nimis 30 years was a successfull day: Many visitors, election, speech, Minister of Art & Jump. The result of the election will be presented in a week; there is still time to vote. The jump that was made by Minister Axwik will be available in video within a few days.

Minister of Art & Jump with visitors

Chaan has been appointed Minister of Fanatism.

“Fanatism exists in many different fields. In sports it can be diving or bungy-jumping from a home-built tower. Or mountainbiking downhill a steep slope of rocks. Or paragliding from cliffs. In economy/politics it can be that someone wants to buy a whole country, or that someone wants extreme collectivism, or nazism. Blowing up things with explosives is fanatism. When people want to do this, I’m the one who wants to know about it.
Chaan”

Minister Chaan

Jackson Eldridge has been appointed Minister of Moustaches:

“I am honored and proud to be your Minister of Moustaches. I will judge fairly in
all areas that need judging and will minister appropriately in all areas that require
ministering. My first act will be to issue moustaches to all male citizens of
Ladonia who desire one, and cute “peach-fuzz” upper lips to all female citizens
who desire “peach-fuzzy” upper lips. I look forward to serving you in all matters
regarding Hirsute Appendages of the Upper Lip (or H.A.U.L.’s) and welcome all
visitors to the Ministry of Moustaches.”

Daniel Clegg has been appointed by the cabinet as Minister of Porn and Top-Shelf Hobbies.

The minister explains: “I’ve read a lot on the subject and and during my Teens to late 20’s was somewhat of a collector of the printed matter. so much so, it managed to raise my bed by a couple of inches, and my bed sheets by several. I even had a special edition which had celebs in it, but that was confiscated one day by my Geography teacher. I took it into school as a dare, but the exotic material was confiscated, and my parents informed.
But this is the 21st centure not the 1980’s, So now thanks to the internet, you can’t get away from the stuff, which is why you need someone to ensure that the great country of Ladonia receives only decent porn, and not the stuff that promises much and delivers little. In this vast and wonderful technological age, it is very easy for the really good stuff to be over diluted by the really awful stuff, like that video I saw the other night featuring a bored housewife. She wasnt good looking and what she was doing on the kitchen counter was hardly hygenic but I digress.
Also I feel that porn itself should be free as a bird, which is a strange expression because if you go into a pet shop you have to pay for the budgies!
One of my first duties will be in attempting to reclaim the long lost celeb porn magazine, captured by my ex-geography teacher, followed by a fact finding mission to Hugh Heff’s Playboy Mansion with several tubs of swarfega and a rubber chicken that squeaks.
I have no history of mental illness, and I don’t wear glasses which is surprising when you think about it!”

For a long time we haven’t heard anything from Lord Sigwig. He is Minister of Idleness and has done a fabulous work for Ladonians to be as idle as they please. Now he sends his lazy greetings to all Ladonians.

Minister of Idleness, Lord SigWig

Vice Presidential Victory Speech from “The Norse Mystery Stone”:

I have fought the long fight to unite the old world and the new with one new voice and long gained leadership skills! I have seen the rise of the viking explorers to the new world. Before this the rise and fall of oceans, rivers, lakes streams and glaciers too. Yes, almost from the very start all this creation when the land masses where one so very long ago!

Thank you very much for the high level of votes cast for my campaign. However, I do congratulate “The President’s Shoes” for a clear victory this time around and look forward too his leadership to be given these next 4 years .

I’ll bet they can hear all this cheering down all around this planet for our newly elected president!

And I hope the new world and the old is paying close attention, because today the voice of the Ladonian people has spoken one more via vote!

From the Rocky Hartmanburg to Wotan City, from the border stations of the Double Fox to Nimis & Arx, the voters of this nation have defied the odds and the experts to bring another

new leader to victory on our shores. I shall say in closing I will follow our new president and be an example for both government and the people of this grand nation of ours.

ÿP,

EMoFS (through Ministry of Future Science)

Minister of Future Science James Hartman has used the Equinox (20th of March) to balance certain objects.

A grape standing with the egg and potatoe

Admiral Pedro, since many years admiral of Ladonia Navy and minister in the cabinet has proclaimed a state of emergency. It is not possible to say if the proclamation is valid or not. We are waiting for a reaction from the Ladonia Cabinet.

“PROCLAMATION OF STATE OF EMERGENCY!!

In pursuance of deliberations and decisions of Chiefs of Staff of the Armed Forces and Corps Commanders of Ladonian Army, Navy and Air Force, Invisible Police, Coast Guard and Fire fighters, I, Admiral Pedro, Grand Commodore of the Serenity Sea Fleet, Gran Capitan of Ladonia, Ambassador of Ladonia on the Moon, Knight of the Sacred Hammer with Steele nails, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff Committee and Chief of Army Staff proclaim Emergency throughout Ladonia and assume the office of the Chief Executive of the Remony of Ladonia.

I hereby order and proclaim as follows:

The Martial Law will be in effect today at 8:00PM EST;
The Constitution of Ladonia shall remain in abeyance;
The Secretary of State shall continue in office;
The President of Ladonia in Temporis shall continue in office;
The Presidential Elections results are suspended, invalidated and banned;
The Cabinet, the National Assembly, the Provincial Assemblies and Senate shall stand suspended;
The Chairman and Deputy Chairman of the Senate the Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the National Assembly and the Provincial Assemblies shall stand suspended;
The Vice President, Prime Minister, the Federal Ministers, Ministers of Everything, Advisors to the Prime Minister, Parliamentary Secretaries, the Provincial Governors, the Provincial Chief Ministers, the Provincial Ministers and the Advisors to the Chief Ministers shall cease to hold office;
The Queen Ywonne should remain in Castle with her family;
The Dog Mohammed should remain under surveillance and arrest;
The whole of Ladonia will come under the control of the Armed Forces of Ladonia under the UNIQUE Command and Supervision of Commander Norbert!!!

This Proclamation shall come into force at once and be deemed to have taken effect on and 1st day of March, 2010.

Adm. Pedro
03/01/2010″