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August 17, 2010

Ladonia Soccer Mastership

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 9:32 pm

The Ladonia Soccer Mastership in two-touch football was played yesterday. Minister of Health, State Secretary and Minister of Brain were playing. The very clear winner was Minister of Brain.

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Minister of Health playing

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This year’s winner: Minister of Brain

February 10, 2010

World Record

Filed under: Nimis, Events in Ladonia, Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:02 pm

The state secretary made a world record in fast going down through snow in Ladonia. Steep, slippery, snow - but he made it all the way to Nimis.

July 11, 2009

Top level

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 1:03 pm

A few days ago a group of young top-level gymnastics visited Ladonia.

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State secr with young gymnastics
(Photo: Carmilla Floyd)

January 20, 2009

New Coach for Ladonia National Soccer Team

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 7:54 pm

Lord Lars Semb Maalen-Johansen is new coach for Ladonia National Team. It is very difficult to play in Ladonia because of its stone filled ground the matches will be played in Norway. The whole nation is expecting good results from our Lord coach. And we wish him luck!

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Lord Lars Semb Maalen-Johansen inspecting the Ladonia arena.

April 14, 2008

Ladonia Swimming Team to the Olympics

Filed under: Colonies, Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:49 pm

From our colony in Antarctica a swimming team has already arrived in China to train for the competitions.

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A member of our Antarctic Ladonian Swim Team practicing at the new Olympic Pool in Beijing, China.
(Photo: James Hartman)

August 17, 2007

Neurobash, The Healers

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 2:26 pm

The miracle happened. State secretary was injured in the beginning of this year’s soccer season. The doctor says it was his meniscus, serious trouble.

But then came Neurobash, creating a healing song. State secretary listened and played. And then he had the words from the Expert: Just grind it down, keep moving! Dancing and moving with the band’s music. Again and again!

And now he is back in the soccer game again!

If you need help in such matters, just listen to Neurobash.

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State secretary with Minister of Brain to the left and Minister of Health to the right

March 5, 2006

Skijumping

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:12 pm

A very popular sport in Ladonia is the sumo skijumping. The competition takes place on the first Sunday in March and start at 7.00 am.

We have already a picture from the ongoing event.


Photo: Admiral and Minister Pedro

March 4, 2006

Run baby run

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 11:45 am

The yearly event in Ladonia, snow running 1 200 meters could be carried out after the plans. Rather often the lack of snow is somehow a problem. But not this year. According to tradition the running takes place on the first Saturday in March and start at 7.00 a.m.


Running 1 200 meters in snow for Ladonia
(Photo: Admiral Pedro)

February 27, 2006

Ladonia Bob Team

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:45 am

The Olympic Games in Torino was not a real success for Ladonia. We only got two gold medals. The second one was in bobsledding, hte first in ice hockey. It is not correct that the Swedes won the ice hockey tournement. It is sheer propaganda.


Bob Team: Minister Taru (standing), minister Trollbinda, minister Andy and admiral Pedro
(Photo: Minister James Hartman)

February 25, 2006

Olympic Victory for Ladonia

Filed under: Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:03 pm

A triumph for Ladonia Hockey

Today, on the 25th of February, the Ladonia National Icehockey Team won the gold medal in the Olympic Games.


Golden Winners! In Ladonia ice hockey has slightly different rules than what normally is expected. The game is played by one team at a time. The players in the team move around for one and a half hour with two breaks. Players are often shouting. The best performance gives the winner.
(Photo: James Hartman)

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