Ladonia has now a permanent peace with the US. But one must say that Ladonia gained something during the roadmap to peace. And rightly sow. Ladonia has grown into an empire though in parts and parcels. But look at this impressive map, showing the green land of Ladonia, all that which used to be USA.
New Ladonia in North America (Map drawn by Minister and Admiral Pedro)
Feel Safe in Ladonia. The iPol is always there, though normally invisible. If you are lucky you might be able to catch a glimpse when they are going into cloaking mode.
Seldom to be seen, an iPol moving into invisibility (Photo: James Hartman)
Important Message from Minister Manny:
There seems to have been a mass outbreak of liberalism, pacificism, and radicalism in Ladonia recently.
Of course, in *principle* that is perfectly allowable. However, to defend Ladonian security, the Ministry of Undisclosable Purpose has felt it wise to form a new executive branch: the Invisible Police.
Simply carry on as you are: they promise not to disturb you. You won’t even know they’re there.
Manny Neira
Minister of Undisclosable Purpose
War for Peace
We cannot take for granted that the US is aware of the war against Ladonia. To make it sure beyond any doubts we hereby declare (again) war on the US! Having done that we immediately withdraw our position to Declare Peace.
Now it is over. The voting in the cabinet was due to numbers given by Minister Sir Phil 10-7.
Ladonia has accomplished a permanent occupation of the following parts of the US. This information has been given to Ladonia Cabinet from Minister and Admiral Pedro:
“I will start with Massachusetts, Particularly Lincoln, Lexington and
Concord.
Also the Minuteman monument.
All the Middlesex County (MA) and the Merrimack river till it’s
source (I think it’s Vermont) and all the states it flows (NH, VT).
Plus all Spanish ex colonies have to be ceded to the Remony,
including Mariannes Islands, Carolines Island, Guam, Puerto Rico,
Virgin Islands, La Luisiana (in his original borders of 1762 when it
returned to Spain), plus, Arizona, New Mexico, California, Montaña,
Nevada, Oregon, Florida, Tejas, Peninsula de Valdez (Alaska), (I
can’t include Cañada! not yet declare war against them, by the way it
means ravine).”
Peace in our time: Ladonia is taken the boys home.
Rumours from the Ladonia cabinet say that the ministers seriously are discussing peace with the US. There are still some disagreement though, especially around the main reason for the war. One theory is that US is a complaining country and a place where people eat with fork only (Star Wars: “Use the Fork, Luke”) or even worse with their fingers. Ladonia is not a complaining country, all complains are solved. If you happen to have any of these problems, as presented by Tellervo and Oliver at Ars 06 in Helsinki:
«Why does my computer take so very long
Why can’t the bus driver talk to anyone
And why is the beer so expensive in town
I want my money back
My job is like a cul-de-sac
And the bus is too infrequent at 6.30
Why don’t they pay me more
Life was good before
And I am thirsty.»
Ladonia will solve them for you.
If the war strategy will cease, the peace strategy will enter:
(Photo: Manny Neira)
A new experience
As above, so below; this year a new main attraction will open in the water outside Ladonia, Mare Jenny. Big fishes, big pieces.
Nimis Under Water, an experience to remember (Photo: James Hartman)
Sources, close to the cabinet of Ladonia, says that peace with the US has been seriously discussed within the cabinet. The outcome might be a peace process even though Ladonia did not achieve to take controle of the WMD in the US. It could be tactics as it has been known by the CIL that CIA has been spying, even within the cabinet e-mail.
Anyway: Ladonia arise!
Poster by Minister Manny Neira
Scientific Journal
It is possible to take pictures of distant galaxies in your own home. James Hartman, minister of future science has made a successful experiment with his special camera. He has been able to take pictures of galaxies in the Virgo cluster around 22 millions light years away. All of the universe is around us every day!
Galaxies at home (Phtoto: James Hartman)
Ladonia share the problem we also find in Tasmania, the loss of the tiger. It seems as if the Tasmanian Tiger is gone for ever, but now and then the Ladonian Tiger is still to be seen. Manny Neira, Minister for Undisclosable Stripes has accidentally met a specimen and was lucky to get a shot:
A rare shot of the Ladonian tiger in the wild, displaying (of course) those famous green stripes against a green background.
(Photo: Manny Neira)
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