New Herald

March 31, 2006

Pressure on Belarus

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 6:45 pm

Other countries talk, Ladonia do someting. Now a submarin is on its way to Belarus, in order to put some pressure on the government.


Admiral Pedro has sent a submarin

One more minister has become active, maybe by chance. Minister of Art & Jump used batwings when he made one of his famous jumps. This brought himn all the way to Belarus. As he is a man of action he put on his boxing gloves and began to do something about democracy.


Minister of Art & Jump with wings (Photo: James Hartman)


Minister of Art & Jump, Fredrik Axwik, boxing for democracy
(not like Joseph Beuys): “You should see the other guy”.

March 29, 2006

Ladonia connecting Minsk

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 11:05 am

The people of Minsk have just built there version of
Nimis. It is there sign of appreciation for Ladonian
actions to help Liberate them.

So fast was the construction erected, it’s believed to
be a world record feat for any wooden tower.


Sign of hope in Belarus: Nimis (Photo: James Hartman)

March 27, 2006

The Belarus Operation

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 1:48 pm

Ladonia supports democracy in Belarus

Ladonia is sending the new ship a Oliver Hazard Perry Class Frigate which will be virtually navigating the seas, equiped with the most advanced warfare equipment. We have named the FFG1 “Reina Ywonne”. Responsible for producing the new ship is minister and admiral Pedro who will be onboard together with minister of libertine Frank Magnusson.

The ship will sail from Ladonia and at night time pass Riga in Latvija, sailing along the river Daugava to Vitebsk. It should not be necessary to strike or fight a battle. This is a demonstration of power. Democracy for Belarus!


“Reina Ywonne” on mission to Belarus

March 24, 2006

Warning: Ladonia is testing missiles

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 11:42 am

Constructing Ladonia’s first line of defense: The Ladonian
Missile Defense System known as (LMDS.) Run by the
Ladonia Homeland Defense Agency. There will be several
tests in the Hartmanburg Test Range (HTR) Area 1.
(Ministry of Future Science)

The tests will go on for a couple of weeks and should be ended in mid April. Visitors should observe the risk.


One of several test missiles launched from Hartmanburg in Ladonia
(Photo: James Hartman)

March 21, 2006

A Minister’s performance

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 11:05 am

Minister Taru is working with performance that is not art. This is important, we have to be careful with Ladonia, not to make it too much artlike.


This picture is from her Norway performance, the first
of her performances dealing with stereotypes

March 19, 2006

And the chipmunk shall…

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 11:52 am

His Reverend Chaplain James speaks to the people:

… And the chipmunk shall pull at the sword pressed
into the potato as the cat rests nearby on the 1979
Delta 98.

Then it shall come to pass the potato will roll on to
the ground with sword attached. From the hood of the
car the cat shall attack the chipmunk below.

… And the sword shall rot with the potato but not
before the car drives over them both.

The Chipmunk shall pass through the cat and the car
shall later run over ……


The chipmunk pulling the sword (Phtoto: James Hartman)

March 17, 2006

Chaplain and bat

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 12:11 pm

The Ladonia cabinet has appointed Minister James Hartman as Chaplain of Ladonia. This very chaplain has also observed the huge bats in Ladonia.


Chaplain James Hartman


Here is a large bat flying over Nimis. The worlds
largest bats can be seen in the shadows and only
during the day near Nimis.

March 16, 2006

The green sign

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 2:50 pm

By giving the green sign different places can show that they are joining Ladonia.

So is Chicago, when dyeing its rivers green. Welcome Chicago!


A green river in Chicago, and a boat that is trying
to create the tail of the Ladonia Dragon

March 14, 2006

The Ladonia Fleet

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 2:10 pm

I want to inform the cabinet of the following.

The Fleet has been performing maneuvers and military exercises during the
weekend (Operation Mad Chipmunk).

We have deployed all the equipment available in the Amaconda’s aircraft
carrier, in way to be ready to any potential thread to our nation.

The objective of the Operation was to repel a combined attack from a pack of
mad chipmunks and a mislead cat.

The full operation has been a complete success, we have prevent the
penetration of the cat and the insane chipmunks had to retreat to their
ground holes.

Admiral Pedro


A part of the Ladonia Fleet (Photo: Admiral Pedro)


Ladonia Fleet (Photo: Admiral Pedro)

March 12, 2006

La Corrida in Ladonia

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 11:36 am

We have the pleasure of showing you a typical Corrida in Ladonia. These events are rather friendly to the animal. As it is the same animal performing each time: El Hipopotamo Diablo. Contrary to the bull fighting Corridas in Spain and Mexico the bull (or rather the Hipopotamo) is the winner.


La Corrida in Ladonia (Photo: Admiral Pedro)

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