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October 31, 2006

End of Hartmanburg Days

Filed under: General information, The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 8:02 pm

The Party is almost over! Between the 28th - 31st of October Ladonia is celebrating the Hartmanburg Days in Hartmanburg, the part of Ladonia goverened by Prince James.

The beverage is of course:

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Fokets is a popular Beer up in Hartmanburg.
(Photo: James Hartman)

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But Old King Ladon Brew is the best.
(Photo: James Hartman)

October 29, 2006

Green Comet Cometh

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 12:28 pm

As the first country in the world Ladonia has launched its first green cometh (King Ladon’s Comet). It has already been observed in the Northern Crown and has moved into Hercules. It is not really a weapon rather a sign to worship and respect. The engineer behind this technical miracle is our minister of future science, James Hartman.

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King Ladon’s comet behind the Tower of the Winds
(Photo: James Hartman)

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The comet when driven in highest gear
(Photo: James Hartman)

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October 28, 2006

Inhabitants of Ultima Thule

Filed under: Ministry stuff — Lars Vilks @ 1:05 pm

Who is going to live at the outpost of the world, the new part of Ladonia, Ultima Thule?

They are already there:

My ministry proposes that Ultima Thule will be proclaimed as the official colony for polar teddy bears and teddy seals.

Taru
minister, Ministry of Teddy Animal Reservoirs

Here they come:

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October 26, 2006

The Empire is expanding

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 11:22 pm

What is new in Ladonia? Ultima Thule is the very news. We have taken it, the island which is the outpost in the north, is Ladonian.

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The new part of Ladonia, Ultima Thule
(map: James Hartman)

October 24, 2006

Filed under: The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 5:57 pm

Ville Niemioja has been appointed minister of nothing and balloons.

He is either born inJune 1975 or - according to Soviet records - he was born by accident in a toilet in Kreml on February 14th, 1941.
The official biography also holds that his birth was foretold by a chicken, and that my birth also was heralded by the appearance of a triple rainbow and a new birght star in the heavens.

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New Minister of Nothing…

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and Balloons

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When Minister Niemioja was born a triple
rainbow appeared in the sky

October 23, 2006

Ladonian Magnitudes: The Book

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 2:59 pm

The State Secretary of Ladonia has had the honour of receiving a copy of Ladonian Magnitudes. Poems by the Canadian author Bryan Sentes. I have read it. At least once. It can be read many times as the poems are exploring the no man’s land between social reality and reality imagination. The author tells us a lot about food, in Germany and in Hungary, he pays frequent visits to the classical antiquity and even a trip to Magonia among the clouds. A rich collection in the tradition of T S Eliot and James Joyce.

Mr Sentes has also found that Ladon is the name not only of one river in Greek, but two, and that a commune in the Loiret also is named Ladon.

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The Dragon Ladon in the garden of the Hesperides watching the golden apples (and actually pears) together with the Hesperides virgins, daughters of Atlas. This site should be found in Ladonia south of Arx. (Lord Leighton, 1892)

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Ladonian Realpolitik: testing the bomb on a small scale explosion. So easy that even a child can do it.
(Photo: James Hartman)

October 21, 2006

The greates aircraft ever made

Filed under: Science — Lars Vilks @ 11:58 pm

James Hartman, minister of future science, has made the impossible. To make Nimis fly. And indeed it has become a precious object.

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James’ Nimis Aircraft

October 20, 2006

Minister as ambassador

Filed under: The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 11:53 pm

She travels around the world, Trollbinda-Honeytounge, Eternal Minister of Procrastination
& Poet Launderette. Soon her new book of poems will be published, Love Poems - under the alias Chris Mansell.

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Minister Trollbinda posing at Volubilis in Morocco.
Ladonia has 7 citizens from Morocco (out of 12.227)

October 18, 2006

Pablo, Marcel and James

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 2:13 pm

Ladonia has a strong connection to art. For example it is clear that Wotan’s torn is more art than tower, even if it works well as a tower. The building of Wotan’s torn was made possible by the great master of the 20th century.

James Hartman, minister of future science has connected Wotan with the two basic tradition in the 20th century, Picasso and Duchamp. Picasso is still the no. 1 in the general artworld, while Duchamp is no. 1 in the artworld of international contemporary art. Here is his impressive work:

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Wotan in analytical cubistic Picasso style

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Wotan in later cubistic Picasso style

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Wotan combined with Duchamp’s Bottle Rack

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Wotan growing out of Duchamp’s Fountain

October 16, 2006

White Wotan

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 7:37 pm

I’m dreaming of a white Wotan… This wellknown Ladonian song has at last come true. We have the honour of presenting:

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White Wotan’s Tower
(Photo: Felix Gerlach)

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