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If you are visiting Ladonia, and many people do these days with extremely nice autumn weather (or should we say the last of the summer), a lesser known attraction is to be found in Hartmanburg (sometimes this is called Prince James’ Land after the ruler Prince James Hartman of Hartmanburg). It is the climbing stone. Hitherto this phenomenon has not been known. But see for yourself! The climbing is utterly slow and I doubt that anyone will be able to detect a movement during a man’s lifetime. Hartmanburg can be found on your left side when you are getting close to Nimis.

The climbing stone in Hartmanburg

Neurobash, the legendary Ladonian group of musicians, can now also be listened to. Just click here for a sample of Ladonia Incidents. The music was played at the celebration of Ladonia 10 years in July this summer.

Neurobash playing in Ladonia

Chicken’s intelligence

Said Admiral Pedro:

Perhaps Chickens IQ is only measurable by chickens? And also related
to chickens standards of intelligence.

I think there’s might not be a single intelligence, probably multiple
intelligences at once. Who said animals were not intelligents because
they don’t know how to laugh? Wasn’t that Emile Chartier? The french
philosopher also known as Alain?

Do they really need to be intelligent? I mean the chickens.

Answered Sir Phil:

Chickens are more intelligent than given credit for.

The end of an intelligent chicken

More intelligent than you can believe

On Tuesday evening minister of art & jump Fredrik Axwik was in the Radio AF station together with Neurobash. The band Neurobash is the National Ladonia Band and they played at our live concert in Ladonia this summer. At that occasion they played part of their famous cd Ladonia Incidents.

Minister Fredrik on the right, beside him members of Neurobash
(Photo: Robert Backe)

A couple of artists, Ladonia citizens, living in Arles in the south of France are working with driftwood as craft.

You can visit them here.

Driftwood craft from Ladonia citizens in Arles

Arles

New research in Ladonia history has given very interesting results. The First Empire in France, the Napoleon Bonaparte regime had the intention of conquering Ladonia. This must of course mean that Ladonia around 1800 was recognized by France and an interesting target for its expansion politics.

The prove is the picture below, showing the emperor pointing towards Wotan’s Tower, a painting done by Jacques-Louis David.

Napoleon and Wotan’s Tower
Found and photographed by James Hartman

“This one proves interesting in terms of History. As far as historians know by this day, Napoleon never reached Ladonian coasts. But this painting seems to show that he had intentions to conquer Ladonia. I read this picture as a propagandistic painting showing this intention and perhaps also that he was threatening Ladonia with occupation. What effect this threat had is still unknown.”

Taru
historian
Department of History and Archaeology
Ladonian Academy of Science

ROYAL FAMILY BACK FROM VACATION

The Royal Family has been away to a warmer place for a while. The warm air has been refreshing for their skin and general appearance, which is apparent in this photo taken at their celebration of the Gregorian date 666 (6th of June 2006). By the way, the Queen welcomes the new political party, SD.

Queen Ywonne I Jarl with the Royal Family

James Hartman, minister of future science, has made a reconstruction of the Ladonian Cyclops thus giving us a glimpse of how things were in those days maybe 3 000 years ago.

Hartman’s reconstruction of the Ladonian Cyclops

William Mallord Turner’s version of Ulysseus and the Cyclops is obviously using a typical Ladonian landscape as background.

The cabinet of Ladonia has accepted a new order in Ladonia, The Order of the Sacred Hammer. The order has been proposed by Admiral Pedro.

The order has two degrees, with and without nails.

The Order of the Sacred Hammer
(Photo: Admiral Pedro)

Admiral and Minister Pedro has made an amazing discovery during his excavations in Ladonia. He has found a cranium which, no doubt, belongs to the hitherto unknown Homo Cyklopicus.

The scientists are developing two theories. King Ladon can have been Cyklops. It is also possible that cyclops lived in Ladonia long before and that Ulysseus during his travels visited Ladonia.

Admiral Pedro’s sensational discovery the Ladonian Cyclops

Here is a comment from a Ladonian scientist

“Now there must be more than one King Ladon that we are referring to. As my department has well demonstrated, one King Ladon conquered Ladonia in 6th century A.D. However, there is another mythical King Ladon, whose actual existence could now have been revealed by these archaeological findings. According to Ladonian folk tales, King Ladon was a size of a highest mountain (in Ladonia, I suppose, and there must be some hyperbole included as there often are in folk tales) and could drink 15 barrels of green ale and eat two moose on one meal. Now this guy (and his companions) look like people who could have inspired people to tell stories like this. How did your team date these findings, dear Admiral?

Taru
historian
Department of History and Archaelogy”

And the reply:

“We are planing to use Radiocarbon Dating (Carbon 14 Dating).
Also we plan to compare with Isotopic tracer results from the
Radionuclides.
Then we plan to bombard with Ionizing radiation.
After that, Mass spectrometry for Radiometric dating, just in case,
for safety. Perhaps we will use a Calutron, not sure yet and Thermal
ionisation.

By comparing the results of each testing we might have an
approximation of the period when The Homo Erectus Ladonicus Gigantus
lived.

According to the team, they have been able to locate rests of the
stomac of one of the specimen (Three in total, one male and two
females apparently), and we will probaly be able to know more about
their diet.

The team is now looking for any tools that might be found on the
sites.

Waaallll.

Adm. Pedro”