New Herald

Today Ladonia can inform about a new weapon developed by Admiral Pedro and analyzed of Minister Daniel. Here is the reports:

“The Laboratories of the Navy have developped a new Super Secret Weapon.

The animal is the result of genetic clonation of German Sheppard 25%,
Gorilla 25%, Iberic Goat 25% and Human cells 25%.

We have not yet define a name for this animal.

Adm. Pedro”

“The department of the multiorgasmic affairs supported financially a shady laboratory in the creation of a new specimen, probably we jumped to the next evolutionary step.
It is 25% pig, 25% dolphin, 25% cross-eyed dog, 10% king kong, 10% beaver and 2% dragonfly and 3% human.

It doesn’t seem to have any cognitive abilities or to be useful in any way, but PET scans to the hyppothalamus revealed that this spawn is able to experience multiorgasms continuously for weeks before reaching to ejaculation and with proper training (with the help of some classical conditioning) can perform dry orgasms at wish. (Later investigations showed that it wished to be fixed in the orgasmic state at aeternum)
There are some side effects, though, such as a involuntary quick series of contractions of the sphincter, those are still under investigation (actually under observation, those are quite amusing to watch).

The temporal scientific name of it is: Homo Ladonicus Orgasmicus.

We are getting tons of requests for genetic conversion from individuals and even businesses from all around the world, a complete success!
An interesting fact is that 50% of the calls were made by men, and the rest 50% were made by their wives.
Ladonia is leading biotechnology overthrowing South Korea!
Hurray for Ladonia!

I’d call him Flipper

Daniel Kong
Minister of Multiorgasmic Affairs.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal”

Flipper, a new weapon

Ladonia University has approved its first academic degree. The degree, Master of Arts, has been given to James Hartman, minister of future science. Minister Hartman has been working in an advanced and creative way for Ladonia since many years. Decision was made in accordance with the university committee.

James Hartman, Master of Arts

Ladonian scientists have found that the famous building Turning Torso in Malmoe, Sweden, can produce a tornado. The evidence are very clear:

“Once the thermal layer near the ground is broken by a disturbance this building should aid in pushing warm air up and around the building into the cooler layers producing the conditions for the Turning Torso Tornado.
It would be under unusually warm conditions near ground level of the turning torso. Plus it would have to happen before most people would accept it as reality.” (Academy of Science, Ladonia)

Simulated Turning Torso Tornado

Ladonians and friends of Nimis now have the opportunity to try a gastronomically sensation. If you happen to live or stay in the south of Sweden you can visit Ängelholm and Pizzaking. There you should try the luxury Nimis pizza made by the Ladonian nobleman Sacha Rajkovic. Go to Pizzaking.

Here is the menu (sorry, in Swedish only):

CHEVRE - Mozzarella, tomat, champinjoner,
getost, parmaskinka, basilika
MILANO - Mozzarella, tomat, pecorino,
gorgonzola, svarta oliver, körsbärstomater, pesto
NAPOLI - Mozzarella, tomat, kapris, sardeller,
svarta oliver, soltorkade tomater, parmezanost
PARMA - Mozzarella, tomat, soltorkade tomater,
gröna och svarta oliver, parmaskinka, basilika
RICOTTA - Mozzarella, tomat, kantareller,
ricotta, svarta oliver, vitlök
PANCETTA - Mozzarella, pancetta, ricotta, vitlök,
sv. peppar
DELLIAMORE - Mozzarella, tomat, fläskfilé, fetaost
körsbärstomater, f. vitlök
LUNA PIZZA - (halvt inbakad) Mozzarella, tomat,
skinka, lök, ricotta, basilika,
RUCOLA - Mozzarella, tomat, körsbärstomater,
fetaost, parmaskinka, rucola, f. vitlök
NIMIS - Mozzarella, tomat, kyckling, ugnsgrillad-
paprika, lök, kronätskocka, bladspenat

Pizzaking Sacha

And the pizza

A few days ago two eyes were to be seen on Nimis, Ladonia’s main attraction. They were painted and in company with some other signs. The painter or painters are unknown.

First eye

Second eye

Admiral Pedro is doubting the idea of global warming, (look at the video below):

“Al Gore as an successful business man has invested a lot of millions in
creating “carbon-free” and “carbon cleaning” companies.

Also one of the main investors of Google, he bought a lot of shares
before google went public.

After watching the video (which I consider serious), I think our
Academy of Science MUST investigate the issue:

IS GLOBAL WARMING A PRODUCT OF MASS MANIPULATION?

Adm. Pedro”

Ladonia was much warmer in the days of the great King Ladon than today.

Mussu, the anti-president candidate and Minister Taru, have been working hard to improve Korean democracy. Obviously this work has been successful. We just received this report:

“Democratic news from here for change. Today the police has finally approved a mass demonstration against a free trade agreement between Korea and the US. They systematically banned all of these demonstrations since late November (meaning that I have not seen any legal anti-FTA mass demonstration yet, although many smaller actions have been permitted). In fact, the supreme court and the human rights commission have announced that they should be permitted, the police has announced months ago that they plan to permit them (it even “permitted” one “prohibited” mass demonstration in January: although it did not give formal permission to the march and publicly maintained that it was prohibited, it communicated to protest organizers that it will do nothing to stop the march as long as it keeps on the announced route), but forbidden they remained and prohibition started to include smaller and smaller events (read: political intervention). Soon the system found out that it could prevent other demonstrations opposing the government and declared the peace demonstration opposing the Iraq war on March 17 illegal. But then the system blew it up. During the last anti-FTA mass demonstration the police deployed 18 000 riot police to Seoul (according to newspapers), but couldn’t prevent 5000 demonstrators taking over the main street of Seoul by secret mobilization. Furthermore, the police tried to disperse protesters violently, but happened to beat up 8 (!) journalists, some from very conservative media, during that action (plus one 70-year-old man, one blind man and about 20 demonstators). (The same action when the police poured supercool water on demonstrators, one of our ministers and presidential candidates included.) You can guess that now all media outlets are on the side of the protesters and even their small actions are well reported. And the police now behaves very very nicely: March 17 demonstrations were suddently permitted and now anti-FTA mass protests too.

Funny system this Korean democracy. Everybody behaves as if Korea was democracy, but at times this belief is seriously challenged, even betrayed.

Taru
minister, MotaR”

Mussu demonstrating for Danish House of Youth an for the right to demonstrate

Our Kat Blackthorne, Minister of the Netherworld and Etherexistance, has from Canada produced a happy equinox egg.

Kat’s Egg

Today on the 21st of March the day is longer than yesterday but not longer than the night. In fact the night is also rather long but not longer than the day. It is Vernal Equinox and in Ladonia the normal procedure is to pay a visit to King Ladon’s Beech. But it can be visited also on other parts of the year. But best to be seen before it gets covered in leaves.

King Ladon’s Beech

According to our minister Taru in Korea the party “Arty Party” is supporting the team Dani and Sir Phil who is running for president and vice president in Ladonia. The party was started by the Minister of Art & Jump but seems to have been left with no further activites from its administration. But apparently it has spread all over the world. Taru writes:

“The party supporting your presidental campaign is already having a strong standing here in Korea. See the picture taken at today’s antiwar rally.

Taru
minister, MotaR”

Arty Party in Korea