After a long time of heavy quarrels in the Ladonia cabinet, our government is now standing up for Burma. Minister Taru informs:
“Mussu, ministry secretary of the Ministry of Teddy Animal Reservoirs, takes part in the international demonstration against the military government in Burma on Sept 27, 2007, asking people to wear a red shirt to show their condemnation of the violent suppression of peaceful protests.”
Mussu
And another report:
“A Flotilla departed last week in course to the Indian Ocean in front of
Myanmar shores.
The Flotilla will remain in international waters ready to provide
humanitarian aid, medical attention and food supply to the Myanmar
population.
Admiral Pedro”
Hounored President and Cabinet!
The existence of Ladonia cannot be subject to any threat, since the nature of Ladonia is EONATIC, and thus cannot be threathened by any force in the world. So be wise and humble, dear Ladonians, and eonatically realize that the future can only exist here and now, and thus the crisis is resolved and the cabinet is reinstalled. Carry on zealously with your duties and joys of your office.
Omnia Vincit Amor!!
Queen Ywonne I Jarl
EXECUTIVE ORDER 20071:
DUE TO A STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY BECAUSE OF EXTREME DANGER TO THE EXISTANCE OF THE STATE, THE CABINET OF LADONIA IS HEREBY SUSPENDED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, FOR THE SECURITY AND SAFETY OF THE STATE AND ALL CABINET MEMBERS, AND ALL RULING AUTHORITY IS GRANTED BY THIS ORDER TO HER MAJESTY, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, QUEEN YWONNE JARL I, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE BY HER MAJESTY THAT ALL DANGERS TO THE STATE HAVE BEEN RESOLVED. THIS ORDER IS TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE NEW HERALD IMMEDIATELY AND THE RESOLUTION OF THIS CRISIS WILL BE PUBLISHED IN THE NEW HERALD WHEN THE CRISIS IS RESOLVED. ALL ADMINISTRATIVE POSTS WILL BE RESTORED AT THAT TIME IN THE FUTURE.
President Daniel Jiménez and Vice President Sir Phil
Aljazeera International visited Ladonia today. They are in Sweden to find out more about the controversial drawings of the Prophet Mohammad as a traffic roundabout dog.
Correspondent Barnaby Phillips talking in front of the camera
We Censors, Ants and Anty, have been vigilant on Lars’ security daily.
Today we were patrolling Arlanda Airport when Ants felt nature
calling. To his surprise, however, when he entered the toilet he saw a
bearded man leaning over the sink shaving. Ants looked into the bag of
this mysterious man, he found that this man has a ticket telling that
he has just arrived on Baghdad plane and that he has a passport to one
name and an ID to another and a note reading “LARS VLIKS, LADONIA,
EASTERN COAST”. (You must understand that a small guy like Ants could
move around the toilet without the man noticing.) Ants did not lose
time contacting me and soon I was looking for the man. It was not easy
to find Mohammed al-Masr since there are millions of Mohammeds in
Egypt, the telephone operator succeeded in reducing the number into
450,982 after knowing that his father’s name is Omar, and finally we
got only three potential Mohammed al-Masrs when we added the name of
his home village. Now it was time to check what intelligence services
know about this man. His file told that he is a devoted Muslim, always
goes to the mosque on Fridays, carries a Quran with him, saves money
for the pilgrimage to Mecca, respects his parents, never drinks
alcohol, has no extra-marital affairs, uses decent language, demands
womenfolk of his family to dress decently etc. This gave me an idea
and I called back to the helpful telephone operator in Egypt and asked
her to put me through to Mohammed al-Masr’s father. It did not take
long to convince his father that his son’s plan for Lars’ life must be
stopped. As soon as our conversation had ended, Ants (now in the
toilet booth) heard Mohammed al-Masr’s mobile phone ringing and him
explaining how he has an important thing to do that will bring much
honor to his family, but his fathers voice told him to return at once
before he does something foolish and degrades the family name. Poor
guy, good Muslim obedient to his parents had no other choice than to
change his ticket to the plane leaving back to Baghdad in less than an
hour.
Anty 2007.9.21 18:19
From the Ministry of Teddy Animal Reservoirs
The harvest of Little Green Apples is taking place in September.
Little Green Apples in the Tower of the Winds
Good news for Ladonia when this message arrived from Vice President Sir Phil:
“Due to the current state of affairs in Ladonia, I hereby RESCIND my resignation and return to my post permanently as Vice President.
Sir Phil”
Vice President is back
Vice president Sir Phillip Halfhill resigns. The decision was made this morning. The Vice President says he will leave his duties because of family reasons.
Minister of Harley-Davidson Motorbikes, C-J Charpentier is also resigning. He says he will not support the state secretary Lars Vilks’ drawing project concerning the prophet Mohammad: “thus I resign”.
The Vice President and the minister have been working for many years in the Ladonia Cabinet.