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February 29, 2008

TOE in Ladonia Cabinet

Filed under: Science — Lars Vilks @ 2:23 pm

Ladonia cabinet is often dealing with the really big questions. Minister Daniel Kong suggested today:

“I would like to propose to the Ministry of Future Science to create our own Theory of Everything, extending the scope of the original Theory which intentions are to explain all the known physical phenomena.
Our Theory of Everything would have to to try to explain all the basic questions of our existence, covering physics, metaphysics, protophysics, psychohistory, causality, casuality, zen questions, existential questions, social behavior, logical paradoxes, illogical behavior, non-sequitur, biology, gastronomy, tailoring, murphy’s laws, etc… A true Theory of Everything.

We could begin by throwing questions that are in our mind, and after we compile a fairy good amount of questions, we can order it, classify it, codify it and then formulate a formal theory explaining how or why everything.”

According to Minister Taru:

“The answer is simple: “‘Wof” said a horse.”

Taru
minister, MotAR

P.S. A friend of mine dreamed that he found the solution to all the
world’s problems. He was smart enough to rise up and write the
solution before continuing his dreams. In the morning, he found the
above-mentioned sentence in his notebook.”

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Unexpected combination

February 24, 2008

Information from Ladonia

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 3:03 pm

From this day John Van Becelaere, living in Michigan, USA is known as Count John Van Becelaere, belonging to the nobilities in Ladonia.

The Ladonia cabinet has decided to postpone the question of recognizing Kosovo as a country. The cabinet is looking into the possibilities of recognizing Brittany. One citizen of Ladonia is living there as a citizen of Brittany.

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A new country in Europe?

February 22, 2008

It could be a revolution

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 3:38 pm

There is some doubt about the redness of the moon; it has been explained as an eclips. But Minister Taru says:

“No, red color means that Lunatics made a revolution. Is our naval base
still intact, dear Admiral?

This is the version of the story as told in China:
When the US astronauts reached the Moon in the late 60s, they found
that the Soviets had been there first and had painted the Moon red. No
problem, thought the astronauts and painted Coca Cola logo on the
Moon.”

The reaction from Admiral Pedro came immediately:

“FROM: COMMANDER SPACIALSUBMARINE GROUP SEVEN

TO: COMMONDORE IN CHIELF SERENITY FLEET LADONIA (SSN 754)

INFO: COMMANDER LADONIA SERENITY SEA SECTOR COMMAND

COMMANDER LADONIAN FLEET

COMMANDER LADONIA IV FLEET

SUBJ: OPERATION ORDER 21-02

1. BACKGROUND.

A. FOR MONTHS, THE LUNATIC GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN INCREASINGLY REPRESSIVE AND ANTI-DEMOCRATIC. THE RECENT ELECTIONS WERE MARKED BY BOTH INTIMIDATION OF INDEPENDENT PARTIES AND APPARENT ELECTORAL FRAUD. THE INCUMBENT PARTY WON BY A 99.8% LANDSLIDE, BUT VOTER TURNOUT WAS WEAK, ESPECIALLY IN THE OUTLYING PROVINCES. THE FAR EASTERN PROVINCES HAVE SEEN ESPECIALLY STRIDENT PROTEST, WHICH HAS RECENTLY THREATENED TO TURN VIOLENT. FOLLOWING A BLOODLESS COUP, THE LUNATIC FAR EASTERN PROVINCES HAVE SECEDED FROM THE MOON, AND ARE UNDER THE CONTROL OF A CABAL OF REBELLIOUS MILITARY OFFICERS. THE REBELS HAVE NOT IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES OR STATED INTENTIONS. THE LUNATIC GOVERNMENT IN THE CAPITAL LUNA HAS ISSUED A TERSE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE COUP, AND STATED THAT IT DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SECESSION. OTHER GOVERNMENT, INCLUDING LADONIA, HAS TAKEN A WAIT-AND-SEE POSITION AND EXPECTED CLARIFICATION OF THE REBEL POLITICAL INTENTIONS.

B. LUNATIC INTELLIGENCE HAD PROVIDED AN EARLY WARNING OF POTENTIAL TROUBLE IN THE FAR EAST, AND THE GOVERNMENT RESPONDED BY SENDING SPACIALSUBMARINES FROM THE NORTHERN FLEET UNDER THE ICE TO SERENITY SEA. SURFACE SHIPS AND SSBNS COMMANDED BY LOYAL CAPTAINS SORTIED FROM PETROLUNASK AND MOUNTS MARILYN IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO AVOID LOSING CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE SERENITY FLEET.

C. THE REBELS ARE ASSUMED TO BE IN CONTROL OF THE REMAINING SHIPS, WHICH MAY INCLUDE SSBN SPACIALSUBMARINES THAT WERE BEING REPAIRED AND WERE UNABLE TO GET UNDERWAY. NO WARSHIPS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED LEAVING EITHER PORT SINCE THE COUP. IN ADDITION TO THE INTENTIONS OF THE REBELS, THERE IS CONCERN THAT THEY MIGHT ATTEMPT TO SELL LUNATIC MILITARY HARDWARE, POSSIBLY INCLUDING CYBERNETIC AND BIOMECHANICAL WEAPONS AND TECHNOLOGY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GAIN ASSISTANCE AND SECURE FUNDING

2. MISSION.

A. PENETRATE AS POSSIBLE THE VACHAMISKAYAN INLET AND CONDUCT INTELLIGENCE GATHERING, SURVEILLANCE AND RECONNAISSANCE. OBJECTIVE IS TO IDENTIFY AND REPORT THE SURFACE SEAGOING ORDER OF BATTLE WITHIN YAMATIRAL SPACIALSUBMARINE BASE AND CHAKACHAK SHIPYARD.

B. MONITOR ALL SHIP TRAFFIC INTO AND OUT OF VACHAMISKAYAN INLET. OBJECTIVES ARE TO (1) IDENTIFY ALL WARSHIPS INCLUDING SPACIALSUBMARINES ACTUALLY OPERATING FROM THIS PORT. WE ARE TO DETECT AND VISUALLY CLASSIFY ALL SPATIAL ASSETS AT THE HARBOR ENTRANCE IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THIS OBJECTIVE. (2) IDENTIFY FOREIGN MERCHANT SPACESHIPS THAT MIGHT INDICATE COOPERATION FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WITH THE REBELS.

3. EXECUTION.

A. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ENGAGE OTHER SPACEWARSHIPS ONLY IF (1) THEY HAVE SHOT AT YOU (HOSTILE ACTION) OR (2) WE HAVE UNAMBIGUOUS INDICATIONS THEY ARE PREPARING TO SHOOT AT US (HOSTILE INTENT).

B. WE MUST NOT BE IDENTIFIED INSIDE FOREIGN TERRITORIAL WATERS. TAKE ANY ACTION NECESSARY TO SAFEGUARD OUR IDENTITY UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. LUNATIC FORCES ARE LIKELY CONDUCTING INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS AGAINST THE REBELS, BUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ATTEMPTS BY OTHER NATIONS CANNOT BE EXCLUDED. REMAIN COVERT AT ALL TIMES (CRITICAL).”

February 21, 2008

Kosovo and luncar eclips

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs, Science — Lars Vilks @ 3:52 pm

The Ladonia Cabinet is working on the Kosovo problem. It seems that most ministers in the government mean that we should not recognize Kosovo unless Kosovo recognizes Ladonia.

On the other hand it seems less and less interesting to recognize countries which are growing like mushrooms everywhere on the map. It could be enough with a few essential countries like Ladonia.

Also it could be important to derecognize countries: “We do not recognize you any more as a country. Thus you do not exist.”

While the debate goes on Minister of Future Science has been looking at the lunar eclips last night. From Indiana, US:

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Moon by Minister James Hartman

February 16, 2008

New Ambassador in Brazil

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 4:07 pm

Ladonia has appointed an ambassador in São Paulo in Brazil. The Embassy is to be found in Piracicaba (the city called “The Bride of the Hills”). The number of Ladonia citizens living in Brazil is 366.

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Ambassador Paulo De Queiroz

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View of São Paulo with the Ibirapuera Park and exhibition area

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Ambassador visiting the capital of Brazil, Brasilia

February 15, 2008

National Band Release

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 10:11 pm

Neurobash, Ladonia National Band, has released the trailer for the musical Dogs. You can watch it here.

New Minister

Filed under: The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 1:37 pm

Hendrik Lönngren has been appointed Minister of Understandardization. At present our new minister is living in Germany.

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February 11, 2008

A new banknote

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 1:00 am

The Minister of Future Science, Prince James Hartman, has designed a new Ladonian banknote. It actually shows the value of state secr Lars Vilks. Sources in the Middle East have earlier estimated the value of the state secretary to 72.000 Euros and if treated in a rather harsh way to 110.000 Euros. But as you can read on the note we are talking about much bigger money: 500 000 000 000 Oertug which is around 550 000 000 000 Euros.

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The new banknote

February 8, 2008

A new landmark in Finland

Filed under: The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 2:24 pm

As a tribute to our Ladonian citizens living in Finland our minister of future science, prince James Hartman has arranged a special landmark. It is to be found in the Helsinki airport and can easily be seen.

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Nimis Helsinki

February 4, 2008

Flag and Stone Race

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 7:44 pm

The flag is green with a green cross. Background and the cross have the same colour which is expressed in sRGB: 0, 144, 0 (#x009000). The flag is 13 and 21 units in height and length, the cross arms 3 units. Horizontal parts is 5 : 3 : 13, vertical 5 : 3 : 5. Only fibonaccital has been used.

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The Ladonia standard flag standardised by Hendrik Lönngren

Minister of Art & Jump says concerning Ladonia official religion Stone Race:

You are only allowed using a Ladonian rock or boulder located in Ladonia in the first place. Nothing smaller than at least 1,5×1,5 meters.

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Only stones from 1,5 meters can be used in Ladonia Stone Race!

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