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April 28, 2008

A meeting place

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 11:20 pm

Citizens of Ladonia can now meet on facebook. All citizens are welcome to join.

Concerning what countries have been recognized by Ladonia, our Consul Baron Koeze immediately reminded me:

“Why is the Kingdom of the Netherlands still not recognised?

The Consul-General of Ladonia in The Netherlands.”

The Netherlands are recognized by Ladonia. I am very sorry for this mistake. Long live the country of Frans Hals.

April 26, 2008

No passports

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 1:11 pm

I want to repeat that Ladonia do not issue passports. Especially from Nigeria and Pakistan we still have a lot of applications for citizenship with the aim of receiving passports for international use.

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The writer of this letter which I recieved from Nigeria a couple of days ago wanted me to issue a Swedish passport.

Any one is welcome to become a citizen of Ladonia. But we cannot offer any jobs or housing nor passports.

April 23, 2008

Ladonia recognizes BjornSocialist Republic

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 10:44 am

Ladonia has, after a decision by the cabinet, recognized the BjornSocialist Republic.

Countries recognized by Ladonia:

Austria
BjornSocialist Republic
Brazil
Canada
Denmark
Finland
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Italy
KREV
Lakota Nation
Mexico
Norway
Portugal
Russia
South Africa
South Korea
Spain
Tibet
USA

Concerning Sweden Ladonia has de facto recognized this country as 1) we are at war with Sweden, and 2) we have a consulate and have had an ambassador. Still we do not believe that Sweden really exists. It has never been proclaimed.

April 19, 2008

The President’s Foot

Filed under: Breaking News — Lars Vilks @ 10:45 am

He is limping and complaining our president and minister of art & jump Fredrik Axwik:

“The Ministers foot is still sore after the bad spraining last week. It’s getting better, but still can’t support the Minister for a whole days walking. The walking stick is still doing service for support of the bad foot.”

This is interesting as he speaks of himself not as president but as minister. And one can question the way he made himself president though it has been supported by the cabinet.

You can read about the president and his accident here.

But it might be that there is another reason for the bad foot. Rumours say that the president with his bad foot and walking stick is imitating Lord Byron. This could very well be the explanation for his long rehabilitation.

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President of Ladonia imitating Lord Byron

April 17, 2008

Oil and petrol in Ladonia

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 12:55 pm

The production and consumption of oil and petrol in Ladonia is balanced. Ladonia is self-sufficient.

Petrol, exported: 0 m gallons
Petrol, imported: 0 m gallons

Oil exported: 0 m tons
Oil imported: 0 m tons

Domestic demand for petrol: 0 m gallons
Domestic demand for oil: 0 m gallons

Iran, e. g., has to import 40 % of its petrol.

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Ladonia oil platform
“We could sell our oil. But does it make the world a better place?”

April 14, 2008

Ladonia Swimming Team to the Olympics

Filed under: Colonies, Sport — Lars Vilks @ 12:49 pm

From our colony in Antarctica a swimming team has already arrived in China to train for the competitions.

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A member of our Antarctic Ladonian Swim Team practicing at the new Olympic Pool in Beijing, China.
(Photo: James Hartman)

April 12, 2008

Filed under: Nobility latest — Lars Vilks @ 12:40 pm

Latest Nobilities in Ladonia

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von Ahonen, Friherre Mikko (08-13586)
Akin, Paul Vernon, Count of Ladonia (07-12770)
Alit, Hertiginna Sávoi (07-13318)
Ardleigh, Baroness Erin (07-13032)
van Becelaere, Baron Charles Joseph (07-12401)
Count John Van Becelaere(08-13624)
Borgs, Friherre Martin af Röwarhyttan (07-13369)
Bouckaert, Countess Cathy (07-13481)
Bouckaert, Count Ron (07-13481)
Brehmer, Sir James (06-12016)
von Bræin, Greve Kasper (07-13156)
von Celander, Magnus, Duke of Ladonia, Protector of Beauty (07-12306)
Dawes, Lord Edward (07-12501)
Ducommun, Marie-Framboise Goy, Duchesse de la Prise Ducommun (07-12969)
Ducommun, Pierre-Loup-Premier, Duc de la Prise Ducommun (07-12934)
Elsosso-Bergqvist, Wizard Photographer Nils (07-13161)
Engelhardt, Countess Angela (07-13512)
Engsén, Lord Johan (07-13169)
Engström, Lord Björn (06-12252)
Erdin, Lord Mats (08-13579)
Hansen Lars Von Salmo Trutta de marmoratus Lord of the flyfishing loopers (08-13599)
Baron von Issen (07-13355)
Jellbring, Grevinna Pialina (07-13542)
Karlsson, Grevinna Camilla (07-13029)
Kinz-Thompson, Duke Colin (07-12791)
Kjelling, Greve Gunnar (06-12253)
Klingborg, Lady Jenny (99-4437)
Krüger, Lord Different Bo (07-13237)
Kullberg, Baron John (07-12536)
Kullberg, Baron Philip (07-12537)
Kullgård, Lord Johan (07-13105)

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Lady LaDonna of Ladonia (08-13639)
Lookofsky, Friherrina Vibeke (07-13525)
Lundberg, Lord Jan (07-13165)
Løgstrup, Count Kai (07-12308)
Montivagus, Friherre Jacc (07-12891)
Moore, Grevinna Linda (07-13153)
Nilsson, Lady Marie (07-13106)
Nilsson, Greve Patrik (07-13028)
Pettersson, Baron Dan (08-13576)
Pettersson-Billing, Baronessa Annika (08-13566)
von Platou, Baron Pepe (07-13069)
Ragozzino, Count Giuseppe (07-12593)
Rajkovic Pizzaking Sacha (07-12946)
Rajkovic King of Montenegro Vuk Rajkovic (06-12155)
Roxbergh, Friherre Kristoffer (07-12977)
Schneider Larsen, Contessa Dorthe (07-13354)
Schwerdt, Berndt, Friherre av Sandröja (07-12945)
Seehuusen, Baroness Sarah (07-12835)
Selander, Friherre Bo (07-13112)
Shinkwin, Count Charles Arthur Edward Joseph Aloysius (06-11838)
Sjöman, Greve Oskar M Marilyn Of Parisian (06-12256)
Stegsäter, Lord Kary (08-13700)
Sutton, Duchess Cathy (08-13573)
Sutton, Duke Ron W. (08-13572)
Törres, Grevinna Siv (07-12786)
Vargenskog, Klas Greve Gyllendrake af Vargenskog (07-13202)
Wu, Peter Duke of Earl (07-13057)

April 8, 2008

No Ladonian protests or boycott against the Olympic Games in China

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 12:05 pm

Ladonia will participate in the Olympic Games as usual. But just as usual Ladonians for example have the tradition of running clockwise in the stadium. It should in these days of multiculturalism cause no problems. Ladonia is respected.

In order to wipe away every suspicion about a Ladonian boycott, Minister Norbert made it clear: “Why Boycott? Why not just Girlcott the Olympics!”

The president of Ladonia, Fredrik Axwik, will not protest: “The President will not look at the Olympics. The President will not go to the opening ceremonies, and in any case he will not be wearing pants if he does go.”

He is not very interested in sports. Except a Ladonian and very interesting sport: Yack Track.

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A member of the Ladonian Yack Olympic Track, Field and
Race team charged into the Beijing Olympic Stadium
today yelling “BUY 3 YAKS FOR THE PRICE OF
3 YAKS OR ELSE!!!
(Photo: Minister James Hartman)

April 2, 2008

Magnetic Ladonia

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 1:21 pm

In order to spread pure Ladonia all over the world a specimen of the country has arrived in Indiana, US in the hands of our minister of future science James Hartman. He found that the delivered stone from Ladonia was magnetic.

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Magnetic stone from Ladonia

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