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March 31, 2009

Reality meets fiction

Filed under: culture, The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 1:36 pm

The president of Ladonia, Fredrik Axwik, met with Chris Judge last Sunday in Malmö. Mr Judge is known as

“Teal’c” in the TV.series “Stargate” .

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Mr president from the real world and Mr Judge from the word of fiction

March 30, 2009

Minister of Future Science training a deer

Filed under: The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 1:26 pm

In one of his latest projects Minister of Future Science James Hartman is training a deer to play with the hula ring. The deer has made interesting progress.

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Minister with deer

March 29, 2009

March in Ladonia

Filed under: Citizens and Guests — Lars Vilks @ 2:35 pm

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Visitors in Ladonia waving to the world on Saturday 28th of March. All lights will be off in Ladonia for one year.

March 27, 2009

Admiral Pedro’s second statement

Filed under: politics, The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 2:01 pm

Here is the second part of Admiral Pedro’s critique of the US system. And that is why he is on his way to become the new president.

“I will be more benevolent and clement and would be ready to accept that anyone found guilty could commit suicide publicly broadcasted in HD TV via satellite and Cable.

There was another punishment I would consider while President of the USA, dedicated for Presidents, VPs, CEOs and High Management staff who have been found guilty on several accusations of corruption, they will be boiled alive in olive oil publicly and all members of his family bla bla bla bla……

The main reason and logic that I follow in including members of the families is the following.

A President of a company like AIG, Lehman Brothers, GM, American Home Mortgage, etc… has absolutely no scrupuls to cause arm and distress not only to his own employees but also the family members of his collapsing company. Let me explain to you.

In July 2007 I had five friends working in the IT/Software department of American Home Mortgage (NY), in one week AHM collapsed letting 7000 persons in the street, without severance nor nothing absolutely nothing. The cause of the Collapse, AHM was top 10 Mortgage financial companies in the USA, and they were lending money they never had, when the companies who lended money to them claimed back the money, they couldn’t repay and declared bankrupcy. In 5 days the company was gone and 7000 persons lost their jobs and were in the street.

Two of my friends have lost their houses, they cannot have a credit card for the next 10 years, because they couldn’t afford to pay the mortgage of their houses. One of them is diabetic with huge problems of health, he couldn’t provide any health coverage to his family, because for a four person family to pay COBRA when you are unemployed cost you 1400 US$$$. Other two friends are having big financial problems, they are actually under a credit management program (which cost them more money) in way to be able to keep their house. The reason is that of course, they did not had enough money (without any severance because their company collapsed), to face the debts they had during the time they were unemployed and of course if you have a family and have no job and have to pay the mortgage of the house and the COBRA health insurance, it is very very hard to pay it with less than the half of what the unemployment is paying you in the US.

Now, there is an association of former AHM employees trying to sue the former President of AHM. The former president lives in a Mansion and has plenty of Million USD$$$ and has retired from business, he is pleading “Mentally Insane” and will be exempted of any charge because he can easely proove that what he did with the company is really INSANE.

If you take the cases of Lehman Brothers, CitiGroup, AIG etc where the systemic risk is a major factor in the financial system, all the Presidents and Managers and Boards of Trustees are GUILTY and should be punished EXTREMELY SEVERELY.

WHY? Simply because of what they did to millions of families (real people), not only in the USA but accross the world, because the effects of their bad policies has caused pain, damage, dispair, arm to many people of the world.

The worst situation is here in the USA, because HUMAN RIGHTS are not respected, because it exists an ECONOMIC DISCRIMINATION against the poors and any person that has a low income or lose it’s job. And my Dear Ministers, this is tolerated, institutionalized and accepted by the population of USA.

Why HUMAN RIGHTS are not respected? why such economic discrimination? Simply because if you are empoverished by the decisions of someone you don’t even know, then your RIGHTs to Health coverage, your rights to have a decent house, your rights to have a decent job, your rights to higher education, your rights to have access to Social Services are NOT warrantied by the Country, nor the State, nor nothing. BUT you are requested to be ready to defend the country against any agression/invation with your own life. What a Paradox!

So my Dear Colleagues, I tell you, the day I will become President of the USA, that day, you will really see a change, because, before all: ETHIC, HUMAN RIGHTS will be respected, there will no be ECONOMIC DISCRIMINATION and the GOD MONEY will be abolished and become part of the past, and the PRIEST of the MONEY GOD will be vaporized in a giant Microwave, of course Broadcasted via HD TV bla bla bla…… and the members of their families bla bla bla bla……

You understand me better now I think.

Three weeks ago, 5 new ex colleagues have lost their jobs, some of them with 3 children. The interesting thing is they were very valuable for the company they were working for, very bright people, but the criteria of reducing costs because the incomes of the company was reduced by 72% in Q2 2009, made the company to have to layoff employees. The official reason given “The bad Economic down turn AND UNFAVORABLE CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATE”!!!!

Once again, they created a IMAGINARY WEALTH and now the ones who pay are nice working people with families.

What the Presidents of those Big Corporations, Banks etc are doing is a crime against humanity, comparable to what HITLER, POL POT, LEOPOLD II or STALIN have done in the past.

That is my final statement.

Adm. Pedro
Future President of USA
Movimiento Revolucionario por los Metodos Muy Muy MUY Duros.

P.S. Many people are thinking like me, I am glad to know, more and more people are asking for something used in 1789 in France, la guillotine. Maybe Daton or Robespierre would come back at some point.”

March 23, 2009

Ladonia Admiral is planning to become US president

Filed under: politics, The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 11:11 am

Admiral Pedro has made this declaration about his future plans:

“President Obama has already produced a enormous change in the history of USA, by being the first colored (the term black is politically incorrect) president of USA. AND this is going to be the ONLY and ONLY change that his administration is going to bring to USA.

Now, When I’ll become President of USA there you are going to see REAL CHANGES!

0. Reform of the constitution, including ammendments for: Warrantied right to have a home, Warrantied right to have free universal health care coverage, Warrantied right to have universal free social coverage, Warrantied right to REAL equality and Justice, Warrantied right to free energy.

1. All President, CEOs, COOs, CFOs, any high executive, civil servant or anyone that has received commissions, bonuses, awards for doing badly, poorly, taking advantage of the people of the country, having participated in financial schemes or anything that has caused arm to the population or any sector of the economy, finances. Any of these persons will be put in a summary trial and automatically condemned to be chained completely naked to a pole in the middle of the street and let to death by starvation. Of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. All his goods confiscated and none of the members of his familly will have access to any kind of health care coverage, social services, education for at least and not less than 50 generations. (OB LIGATIO)

2. Any member of the Senate, Governement, Chamber or representants or any civil servant having cheated in his TAX RETURN will be automatically send to GOULAG for the rest of his life. Of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. His familly will be disgraced all his goods and possession confiscated and none of the members of his familly will have access to any kind of health care coverage, social services, education for at least and not less than 30 generations.
(OB LIGATIO)

3. Any Ex President of the Country, member of the Government who would have favoured any private company, private institution, private financial company, etc, will be impaled in public of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. And any member of his familly …. etc….. bla bla bla…. for 100 generations.

4. Abolition of work as a survival mean.
5. Abolition of money.
6. Abolition of property.
7. Abolition of poverty.
8. Abolition of Army.

9. I will be declared Perpetual President for Life and Beyond.

10. My person will be glorified as an Omnipotent magnificent Divinity.

11. Pictures of me will be placed on every street, public places, schools, hospitals, stadiums, brothels, police station, etc….

12. I will have a television Program in HD TV called “The Divine President is talking to YOU”.

13. I will be the Unique judge and accusation of the trials of article 1, 2 and 3.

14. No more than 5% could be acquited.

15. I will flat down the white house, it is not an energy efficient house and to costly, I would prefer to live in a much smaller place with my family and will go to work using free public transportation or by bycicle. (Probaly I will make the white house apartments for the homeless people and victims of financial schemes).”

March 20, 2009

Stormy Weather

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 1:34 pm

A view of Nimis in Ladonia on a windy day in March.

VIDEO

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Coast of Ladonia

March 17, 2009

Ladonia and Eurovision Song Contest

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 12:36 am

Ladonia has made a contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest. As you might know the Ladonia National Anthem is to throw a stone into water.

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The titel of the song.

You can watch the music video HERE.

March 11, 2009

The Sulphur Factory

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs, General information — Lars Vilks @ 2:51 pm

The Sulphur Factory in Ladonia. It has always been something strange with this factory, the only one in the country. Sometimes you can see it, sometimes you cannot. Now, at least, it has been pictured by the minister of future science James Hartman.

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The Sulphur Factory

March 8, 2009

NEW Ladonia Hymn

Filed under: culture — Lars Vilks @ 1:56 pm

A hymn has been composed to Ladonia. Composer is a Ladonia citizen living in Germany, Frank Brieger. He says:

“This hymn should be sung and played “samba-like” for great party feeling.”

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Vers 1
It is just a land in my mind
All the people are so lucky an kind
All those funny things and unbelievable impressions Take a part of it and start your very own session

Refrain
At the end of a very long track
“I can see the cross on the flag”

Vers 2
Be a part of our community
Forget all your actual sensivity
Start your personal and unforgetable time Catch the sun and your going to feel fine

Refrain
At the end of a very long track
“I can see the cross on the flag”

Vers 3
When the sun begins to shine
We start to drink lots of beer an wine
When the sun is going down
We’re feeling very sick and tumble strong around

Refrain (repeat it once)
At the end of a very long track
“I can see the cross on the flag”

We will soon present a recorded version.

Listen to more from Frank here with Frau Baumann

March 4, 2009

Ladonia in March, spring is beginning

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 6:45 pm

The first signs of spring was to seen today in Ladonia.

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The Tower of the Winds with the new supporting structure

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Looking up at the border to Sweden

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